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t., 31, beloved by older women on motorbikes

i've known exactly one (1) blue-blood british aristocratic man in my life. he was the father of my best friend in middle school and he and my dad struck up an unusual friendship and were quite close until they had a falling out over whether vaccines were real a couple of years ago (-.-) but anyways he spoke EXACTLY like hugh grant in that interview. i don't know what they feed old aristrocratic men to make them so meanly funny but can i have some of it

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

just caught up with an old friend who i hadn’t talked to since her wedding like a year ago because we’ve both been really busy and it was so lovely and at the end of the call she was like oh and by the way MULTIPLE people called me afterwards to say that they felt vibes between you and [guy i was sat next to who had just come back from actual clown school in france] and they weren’t wrong but the fact that it was obvious enough that it was relayed back to the bride is SO embarrassing

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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

shoutout to spring 2015 aka my last semester in college where the literal only thing i listened to was the only thing by sufjan stevens on loop for two and a a half months. coincidentally my journal entries from that period are off the chain batshit AND YET somehow i still had fun

the reason harrenhal baths jaime scene of all time is. FINALLY you get to see the weird brutal strange anger that lives under smirky exterior unobscured while he tries so so hard to stay hot girl unaffected but he just got his hand 🖐 cut off. and he is realising that perhaps the true hot girl is true knight. and he doesn't think such a person exists only she does and she's in the bath with him. and he has sepsis. and a boner.

i still haven’t watched s5 or s6 of the expanse because i’m. afraid

I thought Ashford was being paranoid. “Lock down the skiff,” he say. I say, “Why?” He say, “To keep anyone from deserting.” I say, “Why would anyone desert now?” So? Why?
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