be happy

Love the term "emotionally naked" like damn! you're letting me see your emotion penis!

ridiculous to still be emotional about a fucking tree but like man it’s so much fuller than it was three years ago… it’s blossomed so much… whatever. planting a tree with the love of your life in the garden of your forever home when you move in and now the tree is flourishing and you’re both so fucking happy and man WHATEVERRRRRR. WHATEVER. Our Blossom. whatever.

dan and phil treat the elephant in the room like its their pet

butchfemme phyuri is my religion <3

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(this is probably out of character & not 2010s fashion accurate in many ways but i am just a dumb lesbian who cant be bothered to research things IDK!!!)

so i think it’s only fair that he comes up here and shares this with me

aromanticism deserves to be celebrated outside of the context of asexuality.

aromanticism deserves to be accepted and discussed without even mentioning asexuality.

aromantic allosexuality deserves to be celebrated.

aromanticism, on its own, with nothing else added, is fucking awesome.

Mphreg strikes again….plus phil going through a full range of human emotion here.

L: I would really like to be a birthing partner or a doula.

P: Ok, so pretend I’m pregnant.

L: No. Like, a midwife, either a midwife or a doula

*phil busy simulating giving birth anyway*

P: sorry, sorry.

L: Did you just…?

P: I birthed this!

L: Well. I would assist you and support you in your journey and advocate for your rights.

P: Thank you.

i don't normally do gifs but i could NOT get this out of my head

hey. hey, you. person feeling overwhelmed by The Fucking Everything Right Now: go check your library's events page. go sign up for a craft/class/bookclub. go do it. go find something positive to put on your calendar to look forward to as a touchstone of good in the immediate future.

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

kickthepj’s instagram story 9/3/18

You can make friends over the internet by posting about wanting to see male celebrities having gay sex

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.