"My son has been brutally killed and I seek revenge," said the Queen. "You have my sword." proclaimed the Hero. "And my bow," added the Archer. "And my magic," intoned the Mage. "And my gun," quipped the Ranger. "AND MY AXE!" exclaimed the Warrior. "And your son!" replied the Necromancer.
Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke
the world is so beautiful everyone's on their own path
what if Adrien Agreste could fit into your pocket?
do u think Gabriel said this at the corporate pitch meeting for those fuckass rings
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
that post about how its impossible to satirize masculinity without thousands of men earnestly idenitifying with it isn't wrong but ive also seen enough women cheer on the most rancid shit as long as its got a veneer of femininity to it so idk i think it might just be a human thing
equality win: men and women both bad at media comprehension !!
for every Taxi Driver there's a Midsommar
(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
rah rah rasputin something something sour cream
He was a cat that smoked a whole bong
Parents having more than one gay son is always so fucking funny to me like. Your mom is a faggot factory
Lilanette posting (they’re exes)