s is for slug
i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?
buffy the vampire slayer is the best show ever because tara is afraid that her lesbianism is a demon inside her intent on hurting all her friends and when she discovers that's not true she's overjoyed, and then a season later buffy believes her deviant sexual desires were caused by a demon inside her and when she discovers that's not true she's DEVASTATED because that means she has to accept these desires as coming from within herself, not placed there by an external force
should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself
words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box
hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset
- the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
- taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
- at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
- 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
- it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
- it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
- you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
- young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
- there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden
yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆。°✩
brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
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i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only....
“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist
I love that hozier writes music that is soft and gentle and emotional. I love that he shows a masculinity that leaves room for vulnerability and feeling. Men are not born less capable of tender feelings, and women aren't born less capable of misogyny.
“I’ll bring you with me through this gateway. And why? Because I am a coward. And I love you too much to let you go.”
inspired by Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet. oil on canvas sheet
Everything needs to be glass, if it can’t be glass it needs to be ceramic, if it can’t be ceramic it needs to be wood, if it can’t be wood it needs to be stainless steel, if it can’t be stainless steel it needs to be stone, if it can’t be stone it needs to be glass
Bothersome beast, comforting friend
The All-Purpose Beast