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TheFartBox

@frogcereal29

19, she/they, being a goober is just my side gig. I have lots of interests but I'm into COD rn!! I reblog stuff mostly. Mostly sfw but fair warning I reblog some nsfw and some darkfics, but please DNI if ur a pedo/map/zoo/transphobe/fat-fetishizer/racist/homohobe/anti-furry/ableist/into incest/sexualize age-regression(are into ageplay)/or are a TERF. Minors preferably DNI, but ik I can't stop you all :p please don't be weird to me or talk about werid things with me
My writing/art account is now @evilfrogcereal29,

hello! i hope you are doing well!

earlier today, i was laying on my bed, staring at the ceiling and your pizza guy nikto somehow made way into my train of thoughts. it was just something about nikto's messy room at first, then pizza delivery job, and then i suddenly realize that it's you who is the author. brain is a miraculous little thing, how it could recall all of this after not doing anything related to the post for months. my room right now reminds me of nikto's room. i think i have to find something to do, make a routine.

that is all. :3 i enjoy your works a lot, cosplay, writing, and other art forms. take care!

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Tw//vent-y, a clear up post

I've cried everytime i've opened the app and seen this ask, and I've had a heavy heart when using this app in general because I feel there's things I owe people here, specifically my art. And I haven't been able to make anything for y'all in genuine months. And I'm sorry. It brings me so much joy that you guys like what I made. But, the truth is that I just don't enjoy doing writing or drawing art anymore really, its something I dipped my head into cause it sounded fun, and then just dropped when things got to hard for me in my personal life. I mostly just make Kandi now. I really wanted a whole account dedicated to writings and hcs and asks but I realized its not what I needed, And loosing someone close to me to cancer made me realize it: I want to do other things with my time. Idk if the evilfrogcereal blog will be deleted eventually or if I'll just let it sit stagnant, but genuinely unless I get the will and inspiration that i haven't had for months, it's bound to stay dead. If you liked my nikto pizza guy au and want to expand on it/take the idea for yourself by all means just @ me on the post so i can see it :) this applies to all my other ideas too i dont want them to die with my creativity and will to live✌️

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a-very-real-human-deactivated20

like/reblog if u are:

  • a bitch
  • a bastard
  • an all around fool
  • an omnipresent all-powerful being
  • a sparrow
  • c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
  • capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
  • an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

YOU will NEVER figure out which one I am

every time I listen to they might be giants or something with similar vibes lyrics wise and someone asks me what it means I get temporarily possessed by the spirit of david lynch. like idk man. he's visiting the cow under the sea. he literally just said they're friends are you even listening. let them cook. do you want to hear about the purple toupee or not bitch

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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

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This is cute and all, but… now I am picturing Nikto just straight up jerking it into an envelope, mailing it to Krueger for attention. No return address. No note. Just an envelope, slightly moist with jizz…

And he is also so smug about his idea.

And Krueger is just like:

i need pepple to understand that in the first place leather has always been made from the byproducts of butchering animals for meat, otherwise the skin is just tossed and unused. there were some companies farming for leather for a while, particuarly alligator leather, but those were not the norm. peta did so much harm in their campaigns against leather as a concept (its not unethical. yoi get the skin when an animal dies. thats why most leather clothes in the usa are cow leather, bc thats the biggest meat animal here) that its almost impossible to buy anything "leather" that isnt made of plastic that it so fragile and shitty that the very Thread Holding It Together rips the fibers apart. it will last for maybe a year two if youre lucky, and wont biodegrade and was made out of something that isnt naturally occurring in the first place and is one of the biggest causes of pollution globally

i do not care if you personally think nobody should slaughter or eat animals, it is Going to happen anyway. you cannot be so obtuse thst you think making more plastic that causes pollution endless damage to the animals you claim to care about so much is better than omnivorous human beings eating other animals and using their bodies completely.

I've been saying this for years, it's so more disrespectful to the balance of nature, 1 cow's entire body could be used to feed and clothe an entire small family + a dog/cat.

HOLD THE LINE!! KEEP PUSHING!!!!!

Sorry babes but as someone who lived lug around 500 cds they can die. To me lps are at least pretty and pretentious like a fine wine. Cds have no point

the point is cds are sexy as hell. sorry you dont know what sex is.

visual diagram btw ^

The real point is that you OWN a CD. You do NOT own anything digital you purchase.

Google Play stole hundreds of dollars worth of music I paid them for from me by forcing me to upload it to YouTube Music (or lose it entirely) which is behind a subscription paywall, requiring me now to pay more money every month if I want to listen to MY music I PAID for without constant advertising.

You do not own anything digitally purchased. It can be taken back from you at any time and it is fully legal for big corporations to do so for some reason.

CDs can't be taken from you unless they come into your house or car in person to physically pry them out of your cold dead hands.

That's why the resurgence. As funny as that person's reply to you was, it's not in fact because they look sexy. It's because you actually own them.

Look- CDs are your friend. CD-ROMs and CD drives with the capacity to burn? Are your friends with benefits.

Can anyone teach me how to burn Digital only songs into CDs?

i can ask my dad!! i think you need a certain piece of hardware, but i dont think its difficult!

not rn tho hes asleep

I would love that thank you!!

here you go!!

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

Lemon, orange, or cherry for sure

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easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

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blakegdiamond

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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itsquietinsantafe

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

  • May 2021
  • January 2022
  • October 2022
  • April 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2024
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
  • August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

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cyan-draws-stuff

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

happy Thursday the 20th guys

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fizzyimp

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!

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Nikto would be the WORST enabler for procrastinating because he jumps at any opportunity to chill with you. He slips himself against you so subtly, so carefully, you don't notice till it's too late.

"I have so much laundry to do...". You'll ponder aloud, climbing into bed.

"we will do it together later, llubov. Do not worry". He'll assure you, also climbing under the covers with you. Tucking the blankets closer around you both as you struggle to not yawn.

"and that email... that I need to send". You'll pout, letting him cradle you against his chest, eyelids struggling to stay open.

"hmm... Yes". He'll mumble, nuzzling his nose into your hair, locking ankles with yours beneath the covers.

Meanwhile you're both snuggled under the duvet in your bedroom, the blinds drawn he did it on purpose, knowing it made you sleepy and you accidentally take a 4 hour nap.

Glare at him with those sleepy eyes, little one. He'll just pet your face with those rough thick fingers of his and usher you to settle down again. Another hour, please.

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I have no idea what this “5am thought” draft was about anymore… bisexual Krueger? Weirdly-educated-about all sexes Rodion? Nikto’s… *waves hands hopelessly* his fucking everything?

I don’t know. I am taking suggestions now

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Bat!Reader rescued from a cave collapse due to illegal mining activity in the area. KorTac keeps them in a small, dark room while looking for a colony to transfer them to. They're on the smaller size for hybrids, only around three or four feet tall. Too overwhelmed by lights and noises, they have to be carried from place to place. Their large ears seem to catch even the smallest sounds, and their big brown eyes could make anyone swoon. They start acclimating to the more quiet members- Velikan, Nikto, and König. The longer they cling to one of them, the more they believe that KorTac is their colony, and they refuse to leave.

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

Very beautiful, very powerful.

Very beautiful, very powerful.

official fish post

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In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

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