Bi as Hell

I will ALWAYS headcanon that Mizora is actually Zariel's daughter, and that's why she hates Karlach so much. Imagine your mom takes a liking to this random tiefling girl and puts her on the battlefield (which is also where your mom is cuz she's super focused on the Blood War), meanwhile you get less and less attention. Why do you think she wants to split Wyll and Ulder so much? And why she was probably sooooo happy when Ulder was disappointed in Wyll?

I found a mod today that puts weapons on your hip. This flail in combo with the boots make this walk so cunty

{Absentia the Savior}

Flail: :3

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

*stabs you in the leg*

mod that allows you to increase the team is the best thing ever 😄 now they don't shut up

I firmly hold the opinion that if I am willing to manage that many idiots at a time, I should be allowed.

Anyone else ever take a shit and just

Yes. Yes I do.

oh, so that’s what Baldur’s Gate is about

It’s tough being a Bhaalspawn, man 😩

Durge: Damn it, Gale! This food is too hot, I can't eat it. Warn me next time.

Astarion: You're hot, and I still eat you.

*Silence*

Gale: Does he mean...

Lae'zel: Finish that question, and your life is forfeit.

Wyll: One dinner. I just want one dinner...

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

I’m crying

having halsin suddenly move into camp is really distracting

reference by Han 0v0

also i love gale don‘t come for me but my man can ramble

So many people I see on here when making a character in an RPG make cool looking interesting and complex characters with fantastical names.

Meanwhile every RPG character I make:

This is ME.

She looks like ME.

Skills include: things I can do.

Likes include: things I like.

Other people have to do this so please validate me. 🙃

I do 'This is me but with a more obvious manifestation of my trauma so I have an excuse to use it for something instead of cramming it in a drawer, and also he has a beard because I want one'.

It's just a circus, what bad can happen?

this is what being a resist durge feels like

I'm laughing so fucking hard, because YES that's what it's like-

This has been sitting around in my brain forever, I think they would all have very different reactions to being shamed

Pov you cast detect thoughts on Nine-Fingers during THAT scene 🧍