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the difference in the comments on Amaury Guichon (the chocolate guy)’s YouTube vs the notes on tumblr is so funny.

on YT everyone’s like: “amazing!!! one of the most talented artists of our time!”

on Tumblr it’s like: “he’s done it again. we’ve gotta kill this guy.”

So JKR is anti asexual now to

Anti-asexual discourse has always been a canary in the mine when it comes to anti-LGBTQ stances. First it's trans people, than ace people, then gender non-conforming people, then bi people... it will just keep going until it's every queer person.

I looked up the tweet to confirm it was real (because even now it was shocking), and she doubles down (as she always does) in follow up tweets.

It’s always felt like the way TERFs hate Asexuals is related to the fact that we kinda fuck with their narrative by existing.

They can’t spread transphobia on the back of gender essentialism that says people with penises are animals with no impulse control, if simultaneously it’s generally understood that some people (which includes some people with penises) just don’t have that sexual impulse.

If asexuality is real then a lot of Radfem rhetoric starts falling apart.

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

learning a lot about how to get railed today

It sounds like the Deutsche Bahn is on ssris.

sach ma

I did it!! I asked for his hand in roommate-age!

epic prank: boyfriend TRICKED into getting a forehead kiss no clickbait (again)

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY TO MY GOAT 🐐🧡

photo creds: @/adfreebrowsing on x (formerly twitter)

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

Please don’t hate me 💕

The worst thing about making fanart like this is that you end up thinking about these scenes for hours 🥲

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

how hungry.............

he has a name :(

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

late Dannyversary drawing for all of you 💚

happy 21st anniversary

wild brass instruments running free in a field eating quater notes, which is the grass on music planet