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Moving's expensive! Help your local unitaur not freak out abt buying food and supplies for their new home!

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"

Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

Hi fellow tumblers! My 9.5 years old cat had to get a 450€ surgery to extract a bladder stone after a 150€ doctor visit because she had blood in her pee :( I've only had a part time job since the beggining of this month and I barely make ends meet so let's say this is quite a strong blow. I've negociated w the vet so I'm allowed to pay in three times which is going to alleviate the load but yeah, I already had to pay 300€ of it.

I make art !!! Pretty well I think !! My art blog is @fullmoondaggers-art, I make plenty of things, Here's a few of my recent favs

Here's a link to My Regular Prices im very willing to negociate on at this moment, as well as my K♥-Fi where I do colored sketches n stuff. Very willing to go off menu as well if you just want a sketch or something.

I also do custom painted fabric patches If you'd rather have a physical thing, but since I don't know shit abt shipping It's only going to be France and surrounding european countries only. Here's a collage of some I made, most of them have been on my jacket for a few years now so they hold up great. Base price would be 15/20€ + Shipping probs. These are not worth that little so umh. Jump on it!

Anyways my apologies for the lengthy post, feel free to DM me here or on discord or email me if you'd be interested to work with me, I'm usually pretty fast and responsive. Thank you for reading this far!

they should make skyrim for the nintendo ds next

the best kind of ships are the ones that have something aromantic going on

lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

When i used to work at Whole Foods i would make and freeze my sandwiches for the week but since frozen lettuce is an abomination and a whole head of lettuce is Way too much for a single broke college student who doesn't even really like salad that much, each lunch break i would go to the by-weight salad bar and carefully purchase one single small lettuce leaf. All of my coworkers mocked me relentlessly for it but it cost like $0.01 and half the time it was too light for the scale so they'd just shove it towards me like "Just take it, man." Through such cunning means i probably spent like a dollar total on lettuce in 2 years

just saying. we got a lot in common, the humble betta fish and I

I wrote about Charlie and Dennis' paralleled childhood sexual abuse, and how their opposing trauma responses keep them from seeing themselves while they stay stuck in their own cycles of abuse.

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Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

chameleon chameleon

a comic about being bigender, and bisexual, by me! happy pride everyone.

this april fools it's important to remember the brave fools who have died so that we may be here today

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

look at this shit.

"reblog to give a trans woman soup"

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"trans women experience misogyny because they're women"

- you are now on a blocklist

Awesome commission for @shado48 ! Thank you so much for working with me ♥

Ko-Fi sale! Get a colored sketch for 25€!

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you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.