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BITCHES HELP!! (Riv, they/them, 22.)

help needed

we got the news this past week that courtney’s dad has been diagnosed with late stage cancer in several parts of his body, and his prognosis isn’t looking good. things are progressing very fast.

courtney hasn’t been able to see him in ten years because travel of that distance is out of our budget and we’re living paycheck to paycheck with credit card debt, but this is the man who raised her as a single-father, and we need help so that she can go be with him before it’s too late.

we’re asking for help raising enough money to get to kansas within the next two weeks. anything extra would go towards his eventual funeral expenses, as he does not have any form of life insurance, retirement, or money himself. he lives far below the poverty line.

please know that we never want anyone to feel obligated to help; we just can’t do this alone and we we are asking humbly for help if you can afford to and want to give it! if you don’t want to then by all means carry on please, if you do want then thank you so so much

our goal is to be able to rent a car for 3 days and pay for the gas in that car, as well as help her dad with anything he might need when we get up there - advice is welcome, as both of us have little experience in these departments

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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

Unfollow me for cat theft all you want. You'll never catch me and you'll never stop me. Those things are this season's must-have lipgloss in an understaffed Sephora, and baby? I'm a middle-class teenage girl who's not getting enough attention at home...

People in the notes keep saying, "This is just another reason you should keep your cats inside," and I know they just mean the fact that someone in general could steal them, but I like to think they all mean that you gotta watch out for me specifically. Because you do. I'm everywhere. And I'm fast.

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don't worry, slenderman ..... i collected your pages . and i have to say, your fanfiction is actually pretty good ....... don't be ashamed, slenderman ..........

While you sit behind your screen, frustrated by boredom or a slow connection, my family and I in Gaza are trying to survive. We live under relentless bombing, sleep in fear, and wake up counting who’s still alive. For a year and a half, we’ve been killed, displaced, and forgotten. Please — don’t look away. Share our story. Donate if you can. Your help could mean survival for a family like mine.

She was just addressing her concern for the children in Ghazza, that's all she did. This is fucking cult behaviour, man

Re the frostbite one: Gaza is in a desert which get extremely cold at night right?

It gets extremely cold during the night and there are plenty of reported cases where children have died of hypothermia, last winter had a cold spell and a period of downpour, so yeah.

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[ID: A Revolutionary Girl Utena redraw of a shot from The Truman Show. Anthy, dressed in her pink outfit from the finale, stands at the top of staircase set against a background painted to look like a realistic cloudy blue sky towards a black doorway. She happily spreads her hands as if saying goodbye while Chuchu takes a bow to her side, her suitcase to her other side. End ID]

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