*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?
Every black girl is so pretty
*reblog if you agree*
what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes
fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret
you don't get to know all of me
it's tuesday you only get to know sara
you understand me to my soul
Honestly all the notes on this have been so good, here's a few of my favorites
Isn't this basically the plot of Severance, except not even YOU get to know all of yourself?
We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?
Out of Touch
he really is built like a modern beanie baby
He is the very model of a modern beanie baby doll
HP Hatecraft, the opposite of HP Lovecraft.
HP Hatecraft, the world's least racist author who owns a cat with a normal name
Peter Dutton's main tactics are be racist, stupid, deny climate change and stoke culture wars by saying things he dislikes are "woke". If he had been overlooked for a cabinet position early in his career and forced to be in the backbench for a decade I genuinely think he'd have quit the LNP and joined One Nation like all those other disgruntled far right egotists because that's where he belongs. Instead, the hard right faction promoted him, he got a cushy payrise so stayed put, and now he's dragged the Liberals furthe right and openly towards being basically One Nation but with suit and ties, spit polish, and the ability to string an almost coherent sentence together. Pauline Hanson might as well just renew her membership to the Liberal party and fuse back into the Coalition. She'd get a hell of a lot more funding for her campaigns that way and Dutton wouldn't have to pretend he doesn't agree wholeheartedly with Hanson.
Hundo fucken P
i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually
Dr. Viktor Frankenstein:
To The Painters of Pompeii - Jordan Bolton
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Roman wall painting of a glass bowl of fruit and vases, from the House of Julia Felix, Pompeii, 50–79 BCE (Source)
it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.