gob

is this a good sign

recent developments from my brain

some more!!

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

reposting my halloween costume, todd ingram (the 3rd ex from scott pilgrim) if he lost his vegan powers by taking estrogen synthesized from anima products

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

trained warrior sword master

*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

real and true

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit

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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

im literally always thinking about this funny little bart animation

If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

New D.B. Cooper theory: he went somewhere the cops didn't look

Just bought a live butterfly off alibaba and I made it fly back to wherever its green ass came from

this post has been painted with the xenogender genderfool!

What?

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

And my all-time favorite: