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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problême
friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:
Do not work on your days off.
"But--"
DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.
Do not work on your breaks
Do not “answer a few emails” on your vacation
Do not work off the clock
Doing this doesn’t reward you with more money or whatever. It rewards you with more work.
civic duty
context: the heritage foundation is trying to launder data in support of doge by sending a survey to only their supporters and using blatantly leading questions. the survey takes less than 5 minutes and they don't verify your email
you CAN do it multiple times if you so wish
Oh good we broke the first one. New link is here, same story.
Cannot even make this shit up
Just did this, took 2 min!!
my infamously data skewing followers rise up!
The entirety of Dracula by Bram Stoker is really just:
Dr Seward: I wish we could figure out what’s wrong with Lucy.
Van Helsing: I figured it out immediately but I’m just going to let you solve it yourselves.
Dr Seward: Or you could just tell us.
Van Helsing: Friend John :( I have known you for one thousand years and you have been one of my very good friends and best students :( Do you not trust me? Why do you not trust me, friend John? Have I ever given you a reason to doubt me? Do you not think I have a good reason for withholding vital information? :(:(:(:( Have faith in me, your very old and good friend.
Dr Seward: You’re right :(
Lucy: I love everyone so much and I’m going to tell them every day 🥰💕 also legalise polyamory wtf
Renfield: look at all my pets that I’m definitely not eating 🪰🪰🪰🪰
Dr Seward: What happened to all the birds I gave you?
Renfield, with a mouth full of a feathers: I have no idea.
Arthur: I think… I miss my wife… also how the fuck didn’t we realise Dracula’s house was right next door?
Quincey: I keep saying I’m not that smart but I’m the only one to immediately point out that something was actively taking Lucy’s blood. Brb need to go shoot a giant bat with a gun.
Mina: I am the only person keeping this shit show together. We literally would not have made it without me and no one who adapts my character seems to get that. Women are the heart of this story. I am the glue that binds this group together. I just want ONE MOVIE that understands that and values my intelligence, which is at the forefront of my character.
Renfield: I have an entire character arc but don’t expect any adaptations to show it.
Quincey: ok but what if… we shot Dracula with a gun??? Also stop fucking cutting me from all the adaptations.
Jonathan: has seen indescribable horrors, is a shell of his former self, will literally never be what he was before going to Transylvania
Dracula: oh Jonathan! 🥰🥰🧛🏻🧛🏻🥰🩸🩸🥰🥰
BONUS: everyone is constantly holding hands, especially all of the men, and talking about how they’re going to be best friends forever. The male friendships in this book are shockingly pure and the women are incredible. The Crew of Light are actually the only found family ever, I think.
Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure
god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world
I could have made a killing as a psychic, but noooo I have to feel bad about lying to people ugh
I think abt this all the time because the thing is, evil rich people truly believe that they’re geniuses who have discovered a way to make money that the rest of us dummies haven’t…but the truth is that they are just willing to do evil shit that everyone else would prefer to not to because we have standards
It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia
hallelujah, here i go again
10 - The Wheel of Fortune: Shotgun Carousel
The Wheel of Fortune symbolizes reaping the consequences of the actions we sow. While it carries an optimistic meaning, it does not promise prosperity or luck without effort. These outcomes are directly linked to the choices made so far. Keep this in mind if you ever find yourself trapped in a shotgun carousel.
[ID: Tarot-inspired Saw fanart. It is X: the Wheel of Fortune. Here, the wheel is the Shotgun Carousel seen from above. Sunbeam-like patterns surround it. The second and third images are close-ups of the top and bottom of the card. End ID.]
Exodus 21:22 is one of the more low-key weird Bible verses because of just how specific the situation being singled out is. Like, "someone's goat got out and ate someone else's crops" is a reasonably common situation that you might want to spend some time outlining punishments for in your holy scripture. But, "what if two guys were in a fight and when they were fighting one of them accidentally hit a pregnant lady and that lady miscarried?" is so specific, my only thought is that had to be a situation that the guy writing it was personally involved in and thus really had on his mind.
Bartrand when all the new expedition hires are just hot men that his brother met in bars and alleys and such:
#varric: you know funny story i actually met the hawkes in a back alley not far from here #bartrand. suddenly understanding how cain felt: yeah. i bet you did.
[ID: Dennis from It's Always Sunny and Philadelphia looks exhausted and glowers hatefully. END ID]
FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
[Image Description: Ted Striker at a counter at the airport. On the left is a flight attendant in front of a computer screen as she asks him “Smoking or nonsmoking?”
Ted says “Smoking, please.”
She hands him a ticket with smoke coming from it and says “There. Have a nice trip.”]
