i can’t say what i want to say because my tumblr blog is important to me.

yes this is a real tweet

dream rolls worst april fools tweet, asked to leave the general online sphere and find a job at walmart and drop off the face of the earth. and if possible throw that misogynist with the personality of a soggy expired milk carton that he calls a best friend into a river while hes at it

chat i understand expecting the worst after years of dsmp but if you ever worry about this potentially being real i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that, if no one else, tommy tubbo and quackity would not rather kill themselves than participate in anything orchestrated by dream again

would like to add my favorite reply to the original tweet

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

A comic based on this poem

sigh, today i'm thinking about ford settling back into the lab after he first comes home, and seeing the proof of how hard stan worked to bring him home

stan was always the "dumb one" between them, always riding on ford's coat tails and slacking off. but he was able to do, on his own, without help from anyone, what it took ford 12 phds, fiddleford's help, and bill's guidance to do. just based off of ONE of ford's cryptic journals and whatever scattered notes and blueprints he was able to find, all while having never graduated high school.

ford having to confront how hard stan worked, how far he pushed himself, how smart he actually is

EDIT: also, stan only had journal 1, that's NOT the one he was working with bill in! that's his first few years in gravity falls, when ford was just as ignorant as stan was! there probably isn't a lot for stan to work with in there.

Oh

posting this for no particular reason

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Preservation is dead

I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

fuck with me

Fuck with me

fuck with me

Fuck with me

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

How am I only just learning this!?

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Wait

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IT WORKS

Is this new???? I've been wanting wildcard relationship search for YEARS 😍😍😍

My multishipping ass is about to go ham...

helpful info for those who need it

Explanation of what this does for anyone confused!

the fact that the switch 2 tech demo tutorial 'game' costs money and is digital only is insane. remember when every wii came with wii sports for free? do you remember that? i am going to hunt down the nintendo execs for sport

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

are you five nights at fucking kidding me