Truly amazing

“You see, you have been hired to a position on the Severed Floor at Lumon Industries.”

“The what floor?”

her goofy ass 😭😭 she was genuinely trying to impress him thought she was soooo funny 😭😭

the fact that she wanted his acceptance so bad too ugggghhhh💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

can i have helena screaming in s3.. like losing her shit mad as fuck just hooting and hollering

You pull up to a #1 Helena Eagan defender contest and your opponent is Adam Scott

Call me creepy but I'm so intrigued by Helena Eagan that I need to know everything about her. I need to see what her room looks like at her dad's house, I want to know if she knows the color of her mother's eyes, I want to know what music she listens to.

I want to see her wardrobe and I need to know why did she dress Helly with that yellow dress when that's not the dress code for her own father's company.

I want to know if she has a secret place she sneaks out to when her dad doesn't notice. Also, I want to know what normal things she has been deprived of, like: has she tried beer? Is she ever allowed to be alone? Is she allowed to date?

And also how much her father's ideology impacts her life. Can she befriend people outside of Lumon/The cult of Kier? Does she have to engage in any sort of ritual?

I hope we get an entire episode about her in season 3 because I really need to know more about this woman

outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!

innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip

average day on the mithraeum

ianthe: haha harrow wants me so bad it makes her look stupid 😈

mercy: why didn’t i kill myself ten thousand years ago

john gaius: [playing 2048 on his ipad] my life is completely normal and great and my friends all love each other :)

gideon the first: i think i have encephalitis

augustine: when i’m in the club yeah im bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that should we do a lil key should we have a lil line wanna go real wild when im bumpin that meet me in the bathroom if you’re bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that french manicure wipe away the residue

pyrrha: i’m pretty sure gideon has encephalitis

harrow:

BOOBS-HAVERS. PLEASE ANSWER:

Holding up snarky signs doesn't seem to be working.

For me, it isn't about whether this action is appropriate or not. It's about how this kind of action is inevitable.

I'm going to let Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. explain in a quote no one seems to post during his annual holiday.

"It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that without, at the same time, condemning the contingent, intolerable conditions that exist in our society. These conditions are the things that cause individuals to feel that they have no other alternative than to engage in violent rebellions to get attention. And I must say tonight that a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?"

If you only speak up about a supercharger catching fire and ignore the unheard, you are prioritizing a thing over people.

Milchick’s claiming that Cobel was trying to form a ‘throuple’ with iMark and oMark is hilarious because it’s still a less weird explanation than whatever is actually going on with that woman

Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.

Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.

He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor

Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going

For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.

He has yielded the floor at 25 hrs and 4 mins. His eyes are so wide they look like they’re going to bug out of his skull so I don’t blame him for stopping. He said to go out and get in some good trouble.

Addition for those unaware: Cory Booker is black. Strom Thurmond set the previous record about 70 years ago in protest of civil rights. Booker spent much of the time I was watching talking about the importance of working together for the people and the idea that it's not "left versus right but right versus wrong."

The new record speech is on the right side of history.

Minor correction: the questions from other Democrats did not allow him to sit down as he must remain standing and at his desk in order to retain the floor. Additionally, I believe the final time was 25 hours and 7 minutes.

Self correction: final time 25 hours 5 minutes.

adam scott loves this image

erm she literally asked for no pickles