HEHEHEHE!! Dick Grayson skit 👇 sound on (trust me)

random ass stuff (they dont fit together but idk where else to put them)

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timelapse under the cut

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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

She's not allowed to promote it?

Well then, I guess we'll have to do it for her.

It's available from bookshop.org and Barnes & Noble in hardcover, ebook, and audiobook. It's on the front page of the B&N website and they're advertising $5 currently.

Also request it at your local library if they don't already have a copy!

My local library's catalog. Zuck clearly didn't do a very good job trying to hide it. Streisand effect and so on.

Well, well, well... looks like I'm not the only one interested in what they've been hiding.

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

Super serious “I am absolutely sober” bard

“I love you.”  “That’s the problem.”

i hauve a cold

holo stickerpack✩

....but.... why?

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

I want a knife gun.

For an updated Ides of March

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

whatever