Oh, I thought I mentioned that... Anyways, was it not clear enough when we went to the Dark Kingdom? They treated me with more respect than they really ought to have just because my dad was part of the Brotherhood, like it's not even a big deal!

Not a big deal- I'M DATING A PRINCE HOW IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL?!

It's not that big, I swear! I mean, it's not gonna affect our lives much... at least I think it won't. Of course, we're still gonna visit and go to all the royal fancy stuff but don't act like you didn't expect that after dating me!

Ugh, more prissy nobles I have to deal with. But it's worth it for you mon prince <3

(And I can steal some wallets while I'm there >:3)

They're not prissy! They're funny, kind and a little odd, but aren't we all! And there will be no wallet stealing or I'm taking your guyliner. Fight me, asshole

Alright fineeeeeeee, but I'm still stealing your brother's watch.

(ooc: not me refencing one of my oldest fanfics lol)

WHY? I SERIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY? You can literally MAKE your own watch. Why do you have to have his?

Kleptomania, and it's fun watching his face get all red and wrinkly when he's mad

*gasps* His face doesn't get WRINKLY!!!! Eugene's not even that old! I'm gonna go insane because of you, one day, I swear

He's not THAT annoying.... actually wait, to you he kinda is... BUT ANYWAYS< he's my brother and you're gonna have to learn to live with him PEACEFULLY.

(OOC: I HAD SO MANY CHARACTERS HUGO KINNED W/ AND NOW I FORGOT THEM ALL)

YOU HATED SPIKE?! WHY?!

HE WAS ANNOYING AND I STAND BY THAT OPINION.

Awww, Star Girl! I feel so seen, AppleJack is my favorite out of the Mane 6. And you definitely remind me of Twilight Sparkle. <3

(And I’m with you on Spike. He had a cute design and his character had potential, but meh. He was fairly annoying.)

You two are traitors, fuck you both Spike is my baby

I.... don't really like MLP, but I have to say, Spike wasn't that bad. He was kinda sweet :)

@blondebitch7k, if any shit come outta this, you're protecting me

Of course I will Goggles, just as long as you cosplay Applejack or Fluttershy with me <3

WHAT. NO!!!! 1. Amber and Nuru are literally Applejack and Twilight from another world so we sure as hell couldn't be them 2. I'M NOT DRESSING UP AS A FUCKING PONY, I WON'T AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

Come on!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!! I wanna do a AppleDash or Fluutershy x Discord couple cosplay with you!!!!

(Plus, I kinda bet some money with @nurus-future-wife that we could do it better than them sooooo)

Okay FINE. But only because I love you SO much.... but we're doing AppleDash, I don't wanna be in a Discord costume or see YOU in one. *shivers* The stuff of nightmares, I swear

Oh, I thought I mentioned that... Anyways, was it not clear enough when we went to the Dark Kingdom? They treated me with more respect than they really ought to have just because my dad was part of the Brotherhood, like it's not even a big deal!

Not a big deal- I'M DATING A PRINCE HOW IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL?!

It's not that big, I swear! I mean, it's not gonna affect our lives much... at least I think it won't. Of course, we're still gonna visit and go to all the royal fancy stuff but don't act like you didn't expect that after dating me!

Ugh, more prissy nobles I have to deal with. But it's worth it for you mon prince <3

(And I can steal some wallets while I'm there >:3)

They're not prissy! They're funny, kind and a little odd, but aren't we all! And there will be no wallet stealing or I'm taking your guyliner. Fight me, asshole

Alright fineeeeeeee, but I'm still stealing your brother's watch.

(ooc: not me refencing one of my oldest fanfics lol)

WHY? I SERIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY? You can literally MAKE your own watch. Why do you have to have his?

Hugo almost died, he was kinda chill about it, the others weren't.

( @goggles-varian, @starprincessnuru, @firecracker-yong ) Guys I'm fine- *gets hugged aggressively*

YOU ALMOST DIED OUT THERE! YOU- *breaks down* I almost lost you out there, Hugh. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD HAVE DONE TO ME? IT'S NOT FINE. THAT WAS TERRIBLE. I DO CARE ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!

Aw Goggles... it's okay I'm okay *hugs him tighter, kissing his forehead comfortingly* It won't happen again Bunny, I'll be careful

(ooc: damn, that got angsty)

No, no, Hugo, it's NOT okay. I'm sorry *cries* I love you SO much. ..... *stares at him lovingly then slaps his face* Don't you dare even think about leaving me you distorted mother fucker. I'm not letting you go ever again.

gah *rubs cheek and smiles* I know idiot, love you too

*hugs him and kisses him* You gotta stop putting yourself in danger, though, Hugh, I don't want you to get hurt.

I know Sprinkles, I'm sorry honey. I'll try harder okay? Love you <3

You better. I'm not losing you again.

(OOC: AAAAAND BOOM, I use the line that makes me cry the most, yippeeeee!)

April Fools Day is the one day a year Hugo and Eugene put their differences aside solely to team up against Lance and the girls and they completely ruin the castle having a prank war (yes this was inspired by pansy-picnics’ post)

and as much as I hate @goggles-varian's stupid brother, I need to kick Kiera's ass for stealing my wallet and glasses that one time (annoying little shit)

I love Kiera SO much for doing that, because yes she can be annoying but she's not nearly as annoying as you~

Mmm, sure. Annoying, whatever you day babe~

I really wish I'd got you for April Fools'. Alas, this year was not meant to be :(

(Watch your back next year!)

Uh huh, and I totally didn't leave you any pranks either love, of course not! >:3

Don't even, I saw all the shitty pranks you left for me!

*gasp* You bitch! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, YOU KNOW HOW SCARED I AM OF THEM!!!! WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME TO BE SCARED???? WHAT KINDA BOYFRIEND ARE YOU OH MY GOD

I say, like I'd not do the same myself

*whispering*

Psst, Var. You didn’t hear this from me, but rumor has it a certain blonde, bespectacled thief of yours isn’t too fond of snakes.

*hands him a rubber snake*

You know what to do. I was never here.

*Backs dramatically into the shadows*

You know what, you were right. You know, when you said you were my favourite cousin! *spins rubber snake like a lasso* This snake will come to very good use *cackles manically*

*smiles proudly*

Go! Be evil!

*tips hat* Will do!

(OOC: "fLy AwAy My LiTtLe AkUmA AnD eViLiSe HiM" ahh response, @nurus-future-wife, I'm sorry!)

*finally joins the conversation* huh, what are we talking about?

Don't worry, blondie. It's nothing. We're just discussing what animals we don't like so I said spiders, nothing big, I swear *holds rubber snake behind back*

(OOC: I was gonna put sunshine but then I felt strange bc that's what I call my gf <3333333333 I'm so dumb istg)

Ugh, *shudders* don't even get me started on those weird slithery noodles. Fucking Olivia-eating demons

It's okay, baby! There's no snakes around here! So Olivia's all safe and sound *grins evilly, but still subtley)

(OOC: I LOVE THAT, PROPS TO YOUR MUM THO I AGREE)

Oh, I thought I mentioned that... Anyways, was it not clear enough when we went to the Dark Kingdom? They treated me with more respect than they really ought to have just because my dad was part of the Brotherhood, like it's not even a big deal!

Not a big deal- I'M DATING A PRINCE HOW IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL?!

It's not that big, I swear! I mean, it's not gonna affect our lives much... at least I think it won't. Of course, we're still gonna visit and go to all the royal fancy stuff but don't act like you didn't expect that after dating me!

Ugh, more prissy nobles I have to deal with. But it's worth it for you mon prince <3

(And I can steal some wallets while I'm there >:3)

They're not prissy! They're funny, kind and a little odd, but aren't we all! And there will be no wallet stealing or I'm taking your guyliner. Fight me, asshole

YOU HATED SPIKE?! WHY?!

HE WAS ANNOYING AND I STAND BY THAT OPINION.

Awww, Star Girl! I feel so seen, AppleJack is my favorite out of the Mane 6. And you definitely remind me of Twilight Sparkle. <3

(And I’m with you on Spike. He had a cute design and his character had potential, but meh. He was fairly annoying.)

You two are traitors, fuck you both Spike is my baby

I.... don't really like MLP, but I have to say, Spike wasn't that bad. He was kinda sweet :)

@blondebitch7k, if any shit come outta this, you're protecting me

Of course I will Goggles, just as long as you cosplay Applejack or Fluttershy with me <3

WHAT. NO!!!! 1. Amber and Nuru are literally Applejack and Twilight from another world so we sure as hell couldn't be them 2. I'M NOT DRESSING UP AS A FUCKING PONY, I WON'T AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

April Fools Day is the one day a year Hugo and Eugene put their differences aside solely to team up against Lance and the girls and they completely ruin the castle having a prank war (yes this was inspired by pansy-picnics’ post)

and as much as I hate @goggles-varian's stupid brother, I need to kick Kiera's ass for stealing my wallet and glasses that one time (annoying little shit)

I love Kiera SO much for doing that, because yes she can be annoying but she's not nearly as annoying as you~

Mmm, sure. Annoying, whatever you day babe~

I really wish I'd got you for April Fools'. Alas, this year was not meant to be :(

(Watch your back next year!)

*gasp* You bitch! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, YOU KNOW HOW SCARED I AM OF THEM!!!! WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME TO BE SCARED???? WHAT KINDA BOYFRIEND ARE YOU OH MY GOD

I say, like I'd not do the same myself

*whispering*

Psst, Var. You didn’t hear this from me, but rumor has it a certain blonde, bespectacled thief of yours isn’t too fond of snakes.

*hands him a rubber snake*

You know what to do. I was never here.

*Backs dramatically into the shadows*

You know what, you were right. You know, when you said you were my favourite cousin! *spins rubber snake like a lasso* This snake will come to very good use *cackles manically*

*smiles proudly*

Go! Be evil!

*tips hat* Will do!

(OOC: "fLy AwAy My LiTtLe AkUmA AnD eViLiSe HiM" ahh response, @nurus-future-wife, I'm sorry!)

*finally joins the conversation* huh, what are we talking about?

Don't worry, blondie. It's nothing. We're just discussing what animals we don't like so I said spiders, nothing big, I swear *holds rubber snake behind back*

(OOC: I was gonna put sunshine but then I felt strange bc that's what I call my gf <3333333333 I'm so dumb istg)

I am the better baker >:) Honestly confused about how Hugo got decent at making food, I mean, at the beginning of our journey, his food was crazy enough to give us all food poisoning, but now it's fine!

That was ONE time and you said ham was still good! And you survived, quit complaining Goggles or I won't make Ratatouille for you for a week.

ughhh okay. I can't help but be a sucker for your ratatouille, you little rat..... hey, you remind me of remy from ratatouille! I mean you're both rats and you're both good at cooking <3 Maybe he's a descendant of yours or something....

I'M NOT A RAT YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT! Though I will take the compliment 'cause Olivia loves that movie (even made her a little chefs hat and everything)

That is actually adorable.... but you're still Remy and your contact name has been changed accordingly to now be 🏳️‍🌈💚🐀 Little Remy 🐀💚🏳️‍🌈 so.... You. Are. A. Rat.

Yeah well- fuck that's actually adorable but I'm still changing yours to

💙🧪crazy sleep-deprived gremlin 🧪💙

Go. To. Bed.

I knew you'd like it! But i'm not a gremlin :(

I'm so nice! I treat you so well! I deserve better than gremlin, no?

Also, being sleep-deprived is a choice, not something I'm forced to do, so it's fine and I'm NOT sleeping

(OOC: all these varian not sleeping posts make me laugh because istg i sleep more than i'm awake XD)

mmmmmm yes you are, my adorable little grumpy gremlin <3

(ooc: hah, I on the other hand am JUST like Varian and kinda hate being asleep unless it's sleeping in lol)

I hate you, Little Remy. You're good at food but bad at being a good boyfriend *rolls eyes*

(OOC: ISTG EVERY PERSON I CARE ABOUT HAS SLEEPING ISSUES, IT'S NOT OKAY! EVERYONE SLEEPS TOO LITT:E AND I'M HERE SLEEPING ENOUGH FOR THE LOT OF US!)

Oh, I thought I mentioned that... Anyways, was it not clear enough when we went to the Dark Kingdom? They treated me with more respect than they really ought to have just because my dad was part of the Brotherhood, like it's not even a big deal!

Not a big deal- I'M DATING A PRINCE HOW IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL?!

It's not that big, I swear! I mean, it's not gonna affect our lives much... at least I think it won't. Of course, we're still gonna visit and go to all the royal fancy stuff but don't act like you didn't expect that after dating me!

hugo in low rise cargo jeans

The best kind of jeans (especially with those crop tops @goggles-varian "hates when I wear" yet still blushes like a bisexual tomato)

SHUT UP, THEYRE LIKE SUPER ANNOYING OKAY I ONLY BLUSH BECAUSE I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION IN YOUR EYES AND I AM ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!!!!!

mmhm, sure. Guess that means you don't want me waering them anymore. That's fineeeees Frdekles *smirks evily*

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Keep wearing them! I like.... making sure you're not too warm, it's just a precau- okay fuck it, no excuse is gonna hide the truth, i'm js extremely bi for you in crop tops and low jeans so wear them or I'LL FUCKING PUT THEM ON YOU!

*smirks and chuckles in "I fucking won" ruffling his hair* heh, that's what I though Freckles. Don't worry, I'll never stop giving you bi panics <3

(ooc: someone, find me a pose to draw Hugo in this, Pinterest isn't giving me any today)

*pouts* You're lucky you're pretty or I would've defenestrated you years ago!

Back off, Anon! He's mine! *hisses and clings onto hugo like a parasite* (/j) And, Hugo, that's really thoughtful of you!... Which also means it's not normal for you.... What do you want, Hugo?

you can pick love <3

Something's wrong.... @starprincessnuru, @engineer-donella, @firecracker-yong. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE WANTS? HE'S BEING TOO SWEET!

I bet he’s sucking up cuz he did something again 🤨

EXACTLY! But I don't know what and hell, am I scared!

Why can't you be this much of a pushover when it comes to me? *sighs* Thanks anyways, Hugo <3333 (I'm stealing your glasses and your kneecaps, beware)

*rushes away from him* don't you dare you little-

*chases after him, giggling hysterically and singing* I'll have your kneecaps and glasses by morning~

*still running* this is what I get for being nice to you asshole!

The only reason you're getting this is BECAUSE you're my boyfriend! You're lucky I care enough about you to want your glasses and your kneecaps. *pins hugo to wall* I mean, i know many boyfriends who wouldn't even give you a second glance! *runs away with hugo's glasses* I'LL GET THE KNEECAPS LATERRRRR~