Hugo effing Rottewadge

Do you have any idea what happened to Hugo's sister or do you you think you'll ever see her again? (Aslo, we're they actually like, biologically related. Cause they look really different lol)

I haven’t seen or heard anything of her since she ran away all those years ago. I’ve sent my best bounty hunters out to try and locate her, but still nothing.

I never actually asked whether they were related by blood, it’s very possible that they met in the orphanage and formed a strong sibling bond, but I’m not sure, you’d have to ask @blondebitch7k on that one. Anyway, blood or not, family is family.

Do you like getting your nails done?<3

And if so, what shape, color, style and length? <3<3<3

Yes! Despite what some people may think, I love getting my nails done. It makes me feel like a bad bitch walking out of the salon with a new set of claws. 💅 ✨

I always get short nails that won’t get in my way while working on inventions, since I still have a job to do as the Ingvarrian royal engineer. My go-to shape is round, but occasionally I’ll get ovals or almonds if it’s a special occasion. I like to try different colours often, but my favourites are green, brown and blue. As for styles, I prefer a sleek, elegant look that’s not too distracting, like an ombre or french tips.

@blondebitch7k if you ever want to come with me to get our nails done together just ask, I’d love for you to join me. Bring your friends too, we could have a spa day.

Do you like getting your nails done?<3

And if so, what shape, color, style and length? <3<3<3

Yes! Despite what some people may think, I love getting my nails done. It makes me feel like a bad bitch walking out of the salon with a new set of claws. 💅 ✨

I always get short nails that won’t get in my way while working on inventions, since I still have a job to do as the Ingvarrian royal engineer. My go-to shape is round, but occasionally I’ll get ovals or almonds if it’s a special occasion. I like to try different colours often, but my favourites are green, brown and blue. As for styles, I prefer a sleek, elegant look that’s not too distracting, like an ombre or french tips.

@blondebitch7k if you ever want to come with me to get our nails done together just ask, I’d love for you to join me. Bring your friends too, we could have a spa day.

What's the dumbest, the funniest and the worst way Hugo has hurt himself (like dangerously so)

I love making you have to brag about your kid >:3

The dumbest way my @blondebitch7k has ever gotten hurt was when he was on one of his first solo combat missions, he basically rushed straight into a fight without analyzing the opponent’s strength or skills. The kid would have gotten really badly hurt and caught if I hadn’t send Cyrus to tail him. But he got off with only a few injuries because of that. Still really, really dumb.

Funniest injury was definitely the time he got hit by a venomous snake. I had the pleasure of being there when it happened. He wasn’t looking where he was going and he stepped on a snake, which in turn, snapped back and bit him. I’m fairly certain everyone in a 5 mile radius heard his scream, because if you didn’t know, my son HATES snakes. Luckily for him, I’d been prepared with an anti-venom solution.

Hugo’s worst injury by far has to be when he lost his entire arm during the one of the seven trials. I wasn’t there personally, but I’ve heard stories about what happened from @goggles-varian, @starprincessnuru and @firecracker-yong. I’m kind of glad I wasn’t there to witness it, I don’t know if my poor heart could take it. But I’m forever grateful that he survived.

Do you like getting your nails done?<3

And if so, what shape, color, style and length? <3<3<3

Yes! Despite what some people may think, I love getting my nails done. It makes me feel like a bad bitch walking out of the salon with a new set of claws. 💅 ✨

I always get short nails that won’t get in my way while working on inventions, since I still have a job to do as the Ingvarrian royal engineer. My go-to shape is round, but occasionally I’ll get ovals or almonds if it’s a special occasion. I like to try different colours often, but my favourites are green, brown and blue. As for styles, I prefer a sleek, elegant look that’s not too distracting, like an ombre or french tips.

@blondebitch7k if you ever want to come with me to get our nails done together just ask, I’d love for you to join me. Bring your friends too, we could have a spa day.

Do you like getting your nails done?<3

And if so, what shape, color, style and length? <3<3<3

Yes! Despite what some people may think, I love getting my nails done. It makes me feel like a bad bitch walking out of the salon with a new set of claws. 💅 ✨

I always get short nails that won’t get in my way while working on inventions, since I still have a job to do as the Ingvarrian royal engineer. My go-to shape is round, but occasionally I’ll get ovals or almonds if it’s a special occasion. I like to try different colours often, but my favourites are green, brown and blue. As for styles, I prefer a sleek, elegant look that’s not too distracting, like an ombre or french tips.

@blondebitch7k if you ever want to come with me to get our nails done together just ask, I’d love for you to join me. Bring your friends too, we could have a spa day.

What was your og hair color before you got so old?

IMNOTFUCKINGOLDSTOPCALLINGMEOLD

@blondebitch7k has been trying to figure this out since he met me. So I’m not going to answer this to keep Hugo guessing. I’ve heard most people say brown, but a few people think it was blonde. *smirks evil-y* I guess you’ll never know!

What's the dumbest, the funniest and the worst way Hugo has hurt himself (like dangerously so)

I love making you have to brag about your kid >:3

The dumbest way my @blondebitch7k has ever gotten hurt was when he was on one of his first solo combat missions, he basically rushed straight into a fight without analyzing the opponent’s strength or skills. The kid would have gotten really badly hurt and caught if I hadn’t send Cyrus to tail him. But he got off with only a few injuries because of that. Still really, really dumb.

Funniest injury was definitely the time he got hit by a venomous snake. I had the pleasure of being there when it happened. He wasn’t looking where he was going and he stepped on a snake, which in turn, snapped back and bit him. I’m fairly certain everyone in a 5 mile radius heard his scream, because if you didn’t know, my son HATES snakes. Luckily for him, I’d been prepared with an anti-venom solution.

Hugo’s worst injury by far has to be when he lost his entire arm during the one of the seven trials. I wasn’t there personally, but I’ve heard stories about what happened from @goggles-varian, @starprincessnuru and @firecracker-yong. I’m kind of glad I wasn’t there to witness it, I don’t know if my poor heart could take it. But I’m forever grateful that he survived.