Jolteon whose name is Toaster! ✨💛

a collection

they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

sorry for decimating the local ecosystem with my outdoor Registeel

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

Onions and Garlic 2

OiI on canvas

mmm yes. Wish there weren't any onions though :(

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

STOP USING ANTI OPEN COMMUNICATION LANGUAGE!

Sorry for traumadumping -> Go put this in your creep file about me

I am sorry, I'm just rambling -> I gave you so much material for the creep file

That's TMI -> Material for my creep file on you

kitty need blunt NOW

The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.

people: do you like (character)?

me, a little unhinged about said character: He’s fine. He’s alright.

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET