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I Love Garlic

@we-love-garlic

In every way. Follow for garlic positivity spies of @fuck-garlic GO AWAY!! *throws garlic powder at you*
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what is your favorite vehicle for consuming garlic? Or do you just eat it raw? If you do eat it raw do you put a little salt on it or something?

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Raw. I cook it sometimes. For special occasions garlic soup with garlic bread.

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i got a pack of 12 jars of garlic cloves like yesterday and i've already eaten one of them

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Congratulations, now eat them all within the week to prove your loyalty

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It's so hard to find posts about garlic these days 🙄

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teathattast

mainly the second one though

Slow your roll there, garlic bro! That was coming off like too much of a straight onion diss! All us allium lovers have got to stick together if we want to accomplish our shared goals of having strong odors and growing in dirt! Don’t feel tooo bad about it bromide! We all make our little mistakes now and then!

Well you seem very nice! Onions are my second favourite allium, it's just they're nothing in comparison to the brilliance that is garlic!!

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ofide

why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze

*blushes* wow... that's some er... goodlooking garlic...

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Anonymous asked:

onion is like garlics best friend what did he ever do to you (runs away crying and one of my tears sparkles brightly)

Totally, like, second favourite Allium, but it's presence ruins the sanctity of the garlic!!!!

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Anonymous asked:

i'm allergic to garlic but i still like eating it. can i still follow

Yes, you're doing your best! I'm so sorry about your curse :(

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This screenshot from a gardening Facebook group has been on my phone for several years and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be able to delete it. Apparently it comes from a British gardening book from the 80s. I know we all joke that the English are afraid of flavor, but I assure you, you are not prepared for this.

That last paragraph HAUNTS me. How am I supposed to sleep at night picturing Paul Hollywood — sobbing, hands trembling — alone in his kitchen, gingerly rubbing the edges of a salad bowl with a single clove of unskinned garlic, wondering if he will ever be brave enough to do the same to a roast chicken?

No wonder Dracula wanted to come to England

I'm incredibly disappointed in my people... rubbing bowls with cloves of garlic ;-;

@fuck-garlic what about you

no why would you get that loser involved?!

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This screenshot from a gardening Facebook group has been on my phone for several years and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be able to delete it. Apparently it comes from a British gardening book from the 80s. I know we all joke that the English are afraid of flavor, but I assure you, you are not prepared for this.

That last paragraph HAUNTS me. How am I supposed to sleep at night picturing Paul Hollywood — sobbing, hands trembling — alone in his kitchen, gingerly rubbing the edges of a salad bowl with a single clove of unskinned garlic, wondering if he will ever be brave enough to do the same to a roast chicken?

No wonder Dracula wanted to come to England

I'm incredibly disappointed in my people... rubbing bowls with cloves of garlic ;-;

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