Fuck If I Know

“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?

imo it’s not that deep, or it wasn’t that deep when these jokes were only between women, particularly friends. if i go to goodwill and spend $50 and say “haha girl math!” to my friend who also spent too much money at goodwill, it’s because i’m filled with the joy of acquired trinkets & excited to take them home with me. it doesn’t mean i don’t understand the value of $50, it doesn’t mean i didn’t have $50 to spend. it has nothing to do with girls = dumb because girls already know they’re not dumb. then men got ahold of it and now i can’t say “haha girl dinner” on a pic of diet coke and weed without some idiot accusing me of bimbofying drug addiction or whatever the fuck because they saw a meme post, assuming i have diet coke and weed for dinner every day, but have no idea i actually had a popeye’s 3-piece w/mac & cheese. and a diet coke.

If you spend too much money shopping and decide to blame that on you being a girl as an adult, own it. That’s what you’re doing. You are the one putting that idea out into the world and normalizing it in your social circle. You know you’re not dumb, but “‘girl math’ is when you spend too much money shopping” is not a statement that anyone can make without misogynistic social consequences. If you wanna die on this hill for your right to make sexist jokes go for it, but you are responsible for those consequences as much as anyone else.

It IS that deep, and you know it’s that deep because when you hear men make those jokes you get the appropriate level of angry. Why do YOU want to make jokes where the punchline is that the only math women can do is be bad at budgeting? What do you get out of that?

Prev^ bespoke take

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Just a few more hours

those who have followed me since my days as the most unpleasant wowcraft blogger may have noticed a recent and significant reversal on my previously held convictions about wc shipping. i apologize for this even if it's not my fault, and i have a really good reason for this that 100% sounds fake but i wouldn't lie about this stuff i swear on metzen's goatee this is true :

five years ago a paramedic got me through/out of a traumatic & potentially everything-ruining experience and to distract me he started a conversation about video games and i was like yeah i've played wow for... too long it's bad. and he was like oh wow is cool i like warcraft iii the most cause illidan is my favorite. and i'm like OMG yessssssss. quoth the emt, "and who's the girl who was chasing him, i liked her too," and i said, "that's maiev!! she's so cool," and as we pulled into the hospital he said, "yeah, i always thought they were lovers," like, earnestly

and who am i to argue with a guardian angel... if alex the emt said so it must be true. if he saw the depraved hetjoshi rambling i have buried in my drafts he would probably be disappointed. i remember this vividly it's one of those photographic trauma memories so before you judge illistans remember: one may save your life one day

and then my 70 year old homophobic father walked into the ambulance and said that johnlock showed him it's ok to be gay

literally

“I’m having my son in 2 months and I’m jealous of how cute baby girl clothes are” you can put your newborn son in a little strawberry print romper, I swear. he won’t mind. he won’t develop a complex over it, I promise.

It’s so interesting how heavily gendered baby clothes are an extremely modern phenomenon like even in the midcentury period baby clothes were often the same cut and color for baby boys and baby girls but now you can’t put your son in a pink romper and you have to use baby glue to affix a flower to your daughter’s head so everyone knows she’s a little girl.

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show,

ARE YOU INSANE

For trans day of visibility i don't want flag raising and a party i want affordable university and free Healthcare and to be allowed to exist without my government actively trying to get me killed thanks

another update with no community label for fl*shing l*ghts though :/ and reporting adverts for having them does nothing :/

🕯🧿🕯🧿 yuki tsunoda will be safe 🧿🕯🧿🕯 yuki tsunoda WILL THRIVE 🕯🧿🕯🧿 yuki tsunoda will break the 2nd seat curse 🧿🕯🧿🕯 YUKI TSUNODA 2025 PODIUM 🕯🧿🕯🧿

i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

what “don’t encourage the delusion” means:

what it does not mean:

I don’t mean to trivialize psychosis by making a weird comparison, but this guide also serves as a handy checklist for helping someone through a bad drug trip. In both cases your number one priority is to get the person through whatever they’re dealing with unharmed.

i don’t think it’s trivializing at all, nor a weird comparison—as a psychotic person who has had psychotic episodes inadvertently triggered by drug use and/or worsened while trying to self-medicate with drugs, i think this is an important addition.

what is HAPPENING

Hey guys, with so much love, and as someone with an actual English degree:

Please just use Sparknotes if you're going to do this. I get it. I do. But chatgpt or other genAI shit doesn't actually know what's important for you to know, and in some cases it might fully make shit up. Use sparknotes. Failing that, talk to someone who did read it. I'm begging.

i do not study fucking journalism with hundreds of other people, killing each other to even get in, for you to generate articles with AI. "it’s more objective" DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED.

fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something

People finally think they’re attractive and cool and funny but they’re dead. People finally treat them well but they’re dead. Do you see the vision

Transforms into a shell of my former self and finally gains the respectability society never bestowed upon me before

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

“They’re written by a woman” “they’re written by a man” is just another way gen z has reinvented gender norms but make it cool and edgy and a little queer and hopefully no one will notice that they’ve reinvented gender norms and actually are misogynistic

the thing about riverdale is there’s no endgame because riverdale is always iterating. it’s a high school drama ouroboros it tells the same story and different stories about the same people over and over and over again smashing them up into different pairs and situations to keep going and going and going. so you say well then isn’t it crazy that jughead and archie never kissed and the answer is actually no. because jughead’s the one writing the stories and he’s too afraid to be in love with his best friend so instead he deified him.

so not only are you putting a driver in a seat you deprived them of for years now, fully knowing the car is shit and the seat is worse - and now the driver has to drive with the knowledge that if he doesn't do well instantly you'll sack him too, but you're also demoting a rookie after TWO RACES? this must be so insane, demoralizing and embarrassing for both yuki and liam. redbull racing you will drop dead in a few days !!!!!