Cherry Picker

Yall wanna see cope the likes nobody has ever seen?

that is THE DEFINITION of a glow up

Yelling "There is still time!" to anyone who thinks they can't transition because they already went through male/female puberty.

Shoutout to the time an evil wizard turned my dog into a sentient AirPod and now I have to spoonfeed her peas every night in hopes she becomes strong enough to get revenge for the loss of her legs 😔

He is browsing the shops for christmas goods

Lighter than a butterfly...

AMAZING !

That is absolute trust.

it's crazy how unregulated cheer sports are

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

All of America: God I wish that were me

Came in like a wrecking ball

HERON!!!

Some Like It Hot 1959, dir. Billy Wilder

This is exactly what I would use witchcraft for if I had it.

Sleeping fawn with albinism

this is what upstairs neighbors have

Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?

Everyone I give my knitting to carries a piece of me around with them

Its my hair that got caught in the project and knitted in

It's also my cats'.

Don't leave this in the tags! It's so important!

Fortunately the six different poisons cancelled each other out

BUTT HAIRCUT FOR AIRPLANE!!!!

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this