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throwback to 4 years ago when Rooney outed my younger sibling to me

lalala

the way he says “ridged chips” is on the top of 2014’s best sounds of the twenty four teens

maybe a dijon mustard spread

I’m talkin about ice cream on the side

ridge’d chip’s

How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond 

I'm just-

we classified the colossal squid in 1925, put together from pieces found in sperm whale stomachs.

we've found them dead or dying or in distress, floating on the surface or entangled by trawlers.

but now

in 2025

100 years later

we finally find one alive and thriving in the deep Antarctic sea

and it's a baby.

she touch my yippee till i yay

no way dude no way. there's just no way

A Chinese Water Deer taking a swim with her fawn 

Photograph by  Hans Watson

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

4chan memorial post. rest in hell

Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?

Last night I had a dream that I was a MAN having sex with a WOMAN and for some reason I had a peach in my hand and I was rubbing it on the woman