bacterial infection

if someone brings me a big bag of bbq chips rn i will suck u

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated

youre never alone. bacteria

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

It accidentally is latin

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

sorry its just that ever since i grew these goat horns overnight ive just had the constant urge to headbutt you really hard

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Occasionally someone will bring a new post into the ecosystem, and those days are VERY exciting. ENRICHMENT!

I genuinely feel ashamed that all I can do is write words while more and more Arab people die - but momentum for fundraisers is one of very few things any of us can do at the moment

Please donate to the Sameer Project. They are doing amazing work on the ground. Try to do what you can. Sharing and donating as little as 5 dollars can culminate into a big difference. I have enough of a following to know that we can make a truly big difference if this didn’t simply go ignored bc people decided they’re bored now

If you are Muslim and wish to donate your Zakat, Sadaqa, Fidya or Kaffarah to help Gazans, Sameer Project set up a donation link especially for this purpose. 100% of your Zakat and Sadaqa will go directly to help people on the ground so please don't hesitate to participate, especially during this month of Ramadan !

Donation link with more infos

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

Absolute fucking embarrassment that we're already well into the 'concentration camps' and 'completely ignoring the judicial system' phase of things and these fucking decrepit 92 year old blue skeletons aren't showing up to work with hand grenades lining their coats. We can't even get them to use harsh language.