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*names the currency in my fantasy world "credits"*
*makes the currency in my sci-fi space opera gold coins*
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Generation 4: Make a nice, homemade pastry for your Pokémon! With some berry infusion it’s sure to be tasty!
Generation 6: Play fun games and collect sweet tasty puffs for your Pokémon to eat! They’ll surely love them!
Generation 3: We used our SCIENCE GRINDER to mash berries into PERFECT MATHEMATICAL CUBES that pokemon CANNOT RESIST for their GEOMETRICAL REGULARITY
Generation 7: travel to the mythical Beane Land™…. meet the Beanse Guardian……. Collect Bean™ for yuor creatures?. maybe you will return. maybe not. unlock ALL secret beanes islands for ALL your beaning. needs
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circuit board inspired bracelet !
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Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.
Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else
This Here's my Banishin' Stick! *waves my greebled baseball bat around*
The Bedazzled Mythical Pokin' Stick: +35 vs things that Dana Scully refuses to believe in
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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys
these tags are gold omg
It's a misconception that the mimics are hunting humans when they trail along at the back of hiking groups.
In fact, the creature you'll find suddenly walking beside you and acting as if they've always been there is almost certainly a juvenile, as the adults lose the ability when they reach reproductive age.
Recent studies suggest the forest mimic is less like a preying mantis (mimicry as a hunting strategy) and more like a cuckoo (mimicry as a protective strategy for their young). Adult forest mimics will leave their offspring near a group of hikers while they forage during the day, and retrieve them near trailheads in the evening. Groups of hikers provide safety from predators and allow the parents of the species the freedom to forage more widely.
For this reason, the traditional advice to never let a mimic into your vehicle is still very important, as this would separate the young mimic from its mother. If a juvenile forest mimic does follow your group to the parking lot, you can keep it entertained with trail snacks, dad jokes, and simple goofs. The mother will usually collect them shortly before sunset.
When you notice the woods around the trailhead go silent and feel a sense of nameless foreboding, find an excuse to avert your attention from the juvenile so it can sneak back into the forest to rejoin its mother, convinced it's fooled another party of unsuspecting humans.
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i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me
I completely believe you
thank you for your trust 🙏☺️ 1000 blades vortex attack
Wow you sure diced those onions so fast! Now I can do the rest of the prep without worrying about it, thank you!
i just know i can be the best sous chef in all San Bernardino
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The next day... An unnecessary part 2 of this post, but i willed it out of me anyway.
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
Siren Philosophy 1
Transcript:
Male Siren 1 (MS1): I do not think that humans eat animals.
MS1: I have never seen one do such a thing, and humans have animals that they do not eat. So they must not eat animals.
MS1: Furthermore, their mouths are small. They cannot eat animals properly. And they cannot rip animals apart, as trolls do, because they are so weak.
Male Siren 2 (MS2): I do not know if that is correct. Many small and weak animals eat smaller and weaker animals. Foxes are small and weak animals, and foxes eat mice and voles.
MS1: That is true, you are correct. We cannot conclude that humans do not eat mice and voles.
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glitterbugs