marius HATES ties because they’re sensory hell for him but his grandfather always made him wear them growing up

when he finally moves out he keeps wearing them bc he thinks that’s just how it’s supposed to feel but then courf with his jeans and old t shirts is like “dude when you put your tie on you look like you wanna barf why” and marius is like “oh haha you know how ties make you feel like you’re being strangled and gagged at the same time” and courf is like “kinky. but no. you know you don’t have to wear those every day right” and marius is like WHAT so with courf’s guidance he stops wearing ties and wears comfortable casual clothes and becomes 837362885 times less insufferable

God I need Cosette to be WEIRD. and not “teehee cutesy quirky adorkable” weird. Like WEIRD weird. like actual awkward unfiltered weird. like talks to herself out loud and says inappropriate things without realizing it bc she thinks it’s funny and pretends to be a mouse in the attic and creates mazes out of string in the basement weird.

The girls who tweet shit like “I’m toooooo pretty to work omg” are getting sent to the assembly lines first

Les Miserables, Volume 1: Fantine

we gotta lock in

Cosette and Valjean Leaving Montfermeil and Heading to Paris. Volume 2, Book 3, Chapter 11.

Clips from <Il cuore di Cosette>.

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hey Marijolras enjoyers, here's a doodle im quite proud of. i'll post on my tiktok soon guys i promise 🙏🏻

how good i think all the les mis characters i can think of off the top of my head would be at baking

enjolras: he made decent cupcakes once

grantaire: if he tried he'd probably be pretty good but he doesn't really want to try right now. call back in 6 weeks and ask again

combeferre: he watches the great british bake off almost religiously so in theory he should be pretty good but baking makes him just crash out so supremely that he's shit at it. he tried to make brownies once and accidentally added like 4 times the required amount of oil. feuilly has not let him live it down.

courfeyrac: he's pretty good, nothing special, but people wil happily eat his baked goods

feuilly: he is actually so good at baking like it is kind of infuriating for everyone around him like why does he get all the baking skills can't we have any. the one thing he can't do is a baked alaska but no one around him even knows what a baked alaska is so he's fine with it

joly: he gets so nervous while baking that his hands shake and he accidentally dumps like half a bottle of vanilla into the batter

bossuet: provided the world doesn't conspire against him, he's actually quite good, but most of the time he'll turn around for one second and oh shit the caramel is on fire

musichetta: excellent. she has a book of old family recipes from her grandmother's side of the family that she makes on a regular basis. no one else can make them though cos musichetta's grandmother was from south africa and therefore all the recipes are written in afrikaans

bahorel: if the recipe starts with "open here" he can do it

jehan: surprisingly shitty at it. nobody knows why. but jehan can't bake for shit. it's not that they accidentally burn their bakes, it's not that they mess up the amounts of the ingredients, they just can't bake for shit. i have nothing else to say here

marius: he can read and follow a recipe pretty well actually

cosette: bakes pretty well but her methods are so unorthodox that whenever someone watches her bake they're like what the actual fuck are you doing but then when she's done it's just the most heavenly shortbread you've ever eaten and it's like how did THIS come from THAT

gavroche: do you think this kid has the patience to bake

eponine: she's mediocre at it but she hates it and it seems to hate her as well. like at the end of all the baking it's like here's your FUCKING muffins and she's covered in flour and there is cinnamon under her nails and somehow there's a smear of butter on the back of her ankle and she looks so pissed off and no one ever asks her to bake anything for anyone ever again

yes i know there are more characters but i ran out of patience. might make a part 2 to this post at some point

Enjolras crashing out

a marius idea. i just can’t get him to look how he is in my head :(

one time in the musain enjolras shouted at grantaire for not listening and grantaire responded 'sorry for party rocking' and enjolras had a full crash out

The urge to bother my mutuals

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3