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I have no idea what I'm doing anymore.

@hellmersy / hellmersy.tumblr.com

I like sucking dick and setting Assholes on fire.

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Call me Jade. He/Him. 23. Gay. Yassified Dudebro, I'm sorry for the cursed shit you'll hear come out of my mouth.

PlayStation Gamertag is "HEllmersy-". I'm always looking for friends! I play Dead by Daylight (Currently Prestige 22 on David, Zarina, Haddie and Mikaela), Overwatch 2 (Warning: this user is an Ana main and WILL nano the Mercy), Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, Mortal Kombat 1, Dying light 2, Dead Island 2, Apex Legends.

Black Canary and Red Hood are my fav superheroes. Mob and Villain AU's are the superior tropes IMO.

I reblog just about anything and everything I consider valid.

Ask me about my ships: Ghoap (COD), Emerald Ronin (Johnny CagexKenshi Takahashi: Mortal Kombat 1), Ryno (BrunoxRyan: Dead Island 2), Sterek (Teen Wolf), Mungrove (Stranger Things), Walangelo (WalkerxEvangelo Back 4 Blood), Winterspider (MCU), Diarmute (Pilgrimage), Stony (MCU), Merthur (Merlin), Geraskier (The Witcher), Immortal Husbands (The Old Guard).

Spidermom and Spiderson is superior and we were robbed of Peter-Natasha interaction in the MCU.

Hate will be blocked, mocked or threatened. It's not my job to curate your fyp for you, so if you see something you don't like that leads you here please leave or I will make you. 🙂

I think the difference in stiles' characterization between Sterek and Steter fics is so interesting.

If you're looking for fluffier, pack mom Stiles fics where the pack is together and bonding and thriving then there is a high likelihood that the main ship will be Sterek. But if you're looking for morally grey or dark stiles, a version of stiles that realizes some of these big bads have to be dealt with permanently and takes it upon himself to do so, then chances are the main ship will be Steter.

Not saying you won't see these tropes or characterization outside of the ships I've attached them to, and I understand why the differences are there, but I just think its so interesting how that worked out

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One underappreciated thing about visiting somewhere completely different where you've got local hosts to hang out with is when you've gotten used to seeing wild shit that would absolutely not fly at home, and going "wow, this would be illegal where I'm from", but you're chill because when in rome you do as romans do.

And then at some point you're all in the middle of doing stuff and you make that remark again, and your host just goes "yeah it's illegal here too, we're just straight-up breaking the law rn."

And you just go aye, fair enough.

fic by @evanesdust and @sterekbros, featuring art by multiE for the Sterek Everlasting Summer 2024 Edition

Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Chef Stiles Stilinski, Marine biologist Derek Hale, Getting to Know Each Other, Falling In Love, Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski Loves Derek Hale, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Meet-Cute, Ocean, Beaches, Beach Sex, Walks On The Beach, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Blow Jobs, Happy Ending, No Angst, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

Summary:

Derek tried not to stare, but Stiles was even more attractive up close—with lips that he absolutely shouldn’t want to kiss, considering they were strangers. He had to mentally shake the thoughts away because this wasn’t like him. He cleared his throat and nodded toward the trucks. “So, do you have experience with turtle rescue? We’re always looking for more volunteers.” “Yeah, yeah. I used to help sometimes with my mom here when I was a kid, but I’ve been volunteering in New York for the past seven years.” Stiles rested his hands on his hips and glanced around the beach before his eyes returned to Derek. “I’ve read one of your pamphlets though.” Stiles’ eyes trailed down and then up Derek’s body. “How many do you think are out here?” Was he…? Derek paused, his thoughts momentarily scattered by Stiles’ blatant once-over. Usually, he didn’t care for attention like that, but Stiles’ gaze was oddly flattering. It was different somehow. Refreshing. “We’re estimating hundreds,” he finally responded. “But we won’t have a clear idea until we’ve scoured the entire area. It’s going to be a long day. Think you’re up for it?” Derek hoped he was. ...or the one where a chance encounter led to more.
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straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

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“Is the writing bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot”

I feel like that should be the canned response to anyone who complains in your fic’s AO3 comments about the [thing] when the [thing] is clearly tagged.

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

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"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

jesus said this

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In a headcanon I read that Simon, due to everything he went through, it's impossible for him to still have all his teeth.

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