Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

"as harmful as fossil fuels? don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?" the world's largest and most sophisticated surveillance networks that gather incomprehensible amounts of personal data to make profits technological companies who are the largest corporations on the world and shapers of public opinion often for the worse, all do it for advertising.

Cut the head, just ban advertising.

yes & no by natalie wee

Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

If you don't have food allergies or other dietary restrictions, imagine you noticed that everything you buy at the grocery store had added "glunk" to its ingredient label, so you looked up what "glunk" was, and the first result was like: "Regulating agencies allow various food additives to be labeled as 'glunk.' The two most common types of glunk are delicious nutritious dietary fiber, and plutonium-238."

Weeee!

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

you have a wha

[simple video description: a person dances in a smooth, modern style while in a Double Dutch jump rope. Many times, their dance moves carry them over the rope without looking like they are leaving the ground, like sliding the feet up and over as the rope passes. The rope never catches on the dancer nor falters until they leave. A hip hop song play in the background. End VD.]

The song is "King Kunta" by Kendrick Lamar.

Every time someone complain about how "this choice is not moral, if you chose it/did this in this videogame you are a terrible person!" my mind plays this on repeat

she’s right

Nik shaving in front of the en suite sink.

Price, calling from another room: "Nik, ya busy?"

Nik, lobbing the razor away and still covered in foam as he heads out the door: "Not at all, captain. What do you need?"

Nik, on a virtual meeting with a high profile syndicate boss: "No my s vami mozhem dogovorit'sya--"

Price, car keys in hand: "Done with that meetin'?"

Nik, closing the laptop mid sentence: "Perfect timing. Just finished."

Nik performing some delicate maintenance on the electrical systems of his Black Hawk.

Price, walking in with his hand on his belly: "Bloody 'ell, I'm famished."

Nik, chucking the soldering iron down on the workshop bench and reaching for his phone: "What would you like to eat?"

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

Who the fuck is Jon Sims

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

wow if only you had a time machine

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

:)

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

It doesn’t have to

I love the idea that an omega's pleasure is made an evolutionary necessity via the "omega lock". It only happens when they orgasm and it makes it more likely the mating will be "successful" (produce pups), because it milks the alpha's knot and heightens their pleasure too. Only happens when the mating is consensual in heat and focused on mutual enjoyment. Thus, really only ever experienced by a mated pair with a loving relationship.

Also love the idea that the first time John experiences one is with dominant alpha Nik. No other alpha has ever spent time on John like Nik does; John's pleasure has never even crossed their mind. Nik's spent the day teasing him into heat, being an absolute bastard with his nips, touches and kisses, leaving John flustered, gruffly shoving him off but knowing he's a goner. Nik found John squirming in his sheets, already dripping wet, and wasted no time climbing between his legs.

He has a pillow beneath John's hips, a palm pressing down against his lower belly, and a thumb stroking over the bud of his cock as he thrusts the entire thick length of his cock into John's tight, eager cunt. John's never felt pleasure like it. He realises something's different when Nik's knot begins to catch and his body suddenly feels like it's teetering on a cliff edge. He becomes louder, tilting his hips up, begging Nik to come and fill him up. His eyes blow wide, the white noise of pleasure making it impossible for him to muster a coherent thought, and then Nik's body seizes.

John's never been loud in bed, but he damn near roars, and then chokes, as his body locks around Nik's knot. The peak knocks the breath out of him, makes every muscle in his body tighten up.

Nik mutters something through his breathless desperation, and then nuzzles into John's head, managing a soft, "breathe, detka."

John tries. His nails bite into Nik's back as Nik rocks his hips a few more times, fucking his seed deep into his lover and shifting his knot ever so slightly in the pulsing clutch of his cunt. It feels beyond good; their shared pleasure is stratospheric. The big alpha's moaning and growling, his eyes rolling back, his fingers bunching in the sheets beside John's body as he leans down to suck the mating mark on John's neck. Both of them shake, panting, eventually the tidal wave settles into easier, lapping waves washing through them.

"Bloody... fuck..." John manages to squeak, and Nik's chuckle rumbles through his entire body.

cuno doesn't fucking care. cuno can reclaim

Things I Wish I Knew Earlier In Fandom

But maybe these will help somebody now.

Zooming in on this one cause even in all my years of fandom, I have only just learned this one recently.