Look, if there was ever a time when I might've been diagnosed with autism or something, it would've been when I was a kid, & we went to Cracker Barrel, & I burst into tears because the syrup from my pancakes was touching my bacon. But it didn't happen then, so it's probably never gonna happen.
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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself
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How Mexicans feel about duendes too.
True. Most Irish people, as Norwegians do with Trolls, will happily let the 'fairies' be a thing to make tours for tourists and idle threats to make children behave. Most Irish people will have a very normal and mature explanation of fairies as a common folk mythology that expresses some dimension of Irish culture but are not, obviously, to be taken literally.
And most Irish people, if you ask them to move a stone from a fairy circle will immoveably, flatly respond with 'absolutely fucking not'.
Construction projects have had to halt and be abandoned for it.
At work me and a couple coworkers (black, white, and mexican) had a fun discussion on whether there are more ghosts at a hospital or a cemetery.
everyone individually took a moment to specify that ghosts probably aren't REAL real. then weighed in on where and why.
for the record my position was that there's probably way more ghosts in hospitals because that's where people die horribly, but since you can only see ghosts in dark, solitary conditions, graveyards at night is where the majority of ghost sightings occur. hospitals are usually well lit and busy, so even if they're crammed with ghosts the living are too damn busy to see them. meanwhile if a cemetery has even one ghost that followed her corpse there from the hospital, she'll be spotted because that's where all the ghost hunters go to look.
this theory was received as extremely sensible, and a coworker drew the conclusion that that's why abandoned hospitals are even scarier than graveyards. once the place gets abandoned then you can tell how much ghosts got built up.
we all liked this explanation a lot and explained it to everyone else all night. and of course, none of us believe in ghosts.
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A katana? ...sick dude, go board your plane ✈️
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🪴Ooohhh, yes, water me EVERYWHERE!💦
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what’s your most annoying stim for those around you? mine is whistling part of september like this bird
This doesn't exactly answer the question, but it reminded me of something. I work at a Panera Bread, & we have a sandwich called the Chicken Bacon Rancher. One of my managers has taken to saying "Chicken Bacon Rancher" in the same tone of a parrot he saw online singing the "Makin' Bacon Pancakes" song from Adventure Time. And that's spread to a few of my other coworkers, & most of us agree that it's kinda annoying. All of this to say, you're not the only person who has an annoying stim where they imitate the musicality of an Internet bird.
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I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)
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don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real