The First Himbo President

Still can't believe the entire campaign relied on people not googling "Tariff" and spending like a minute to read the definiton. "I'm going to introduce tariffs" as a campaign promise is LITERALLY saying "I'm going make the price of things even higher than they already are, for you (usamerican)"

He literally won by telling people to their faces that he's going to make inflation worse. Joke country.

this scam text is so fucking funny i’ve been walking around my home repeating to myself “hi! i am in charge at goldman sachs”

Trump empirically more effective at deconstructing the American Empire than 70 years of left-wing organizing.

what can I say but lol.

I am incredibly amused by these random Japanese women for scale with prehistoric creatures

The popular fanon how dying in tf2 works is that a machine respawns them and that like makes sense and fits the general vibe of the game but what my child mind through was going on from my limited exposure to it was that everyone in that world was just born looking like one of those 9 guys

Luigi voices the thoughts of the entire Super Mario fandom.

A lil joke I thought of based on the movie’s trailer, the world’s combined horniness for Bowser, and that sweet sweet Bowuigi uwu

That last one is a lil treat because someone in my stream’s chat said Bowser looked like the “Cover them up slut” meme and I put way too much effort into making it happen. xD

Terrarium Dragons // A Woodland Fairy Tale

All it ever does is rain, Christophe Jarcot

They’re having fun

did session zero of a Silk and Dagger game today. cave was generated that prevents my drow from leaving her house because her fat fucking tits are bigger than the tiny tunnel connected to her front door

Game of the year

agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there

so now she has this stupid hat.

update

American moots... my condolences

🪦 by MalloryMond

i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.

ok this post is about this tweet i saw and found fucking hilarious:

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that