Garbitch

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

Its weird how quickly stereotyping cats based on color has taken off online now

I'd say its just people wanting to lovingly tease their pets, but I've come across several conversations recently of people wondering what genetically causes orange cats "to be that way". I think it's because they are a cat.

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

You really should be dead. Did you cheat death a second time? No. You remember hearing something about resuscitation. You know everyone you care about thinks you are dead though. And you are alone, cold, afraid, an experiment. And that fear won't leave you even if you escape and return, reunite with the people who lost you.

You used to be brave for them, but now all you can be is afraid even when with them.

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

buying four things that are about sixteen dollars adds up to over sixty dollars. that doesn't make any sense they are each sixteen dollars (small price) and it is only four (small amount) they should not make over sixty dollars (big cost) this is why the economy is in shambles

modern au where princess zelda wants to abolish the monarchy

Zelda: honestly i should get a stipend given my bloodline has to save the kingdom/world every hundred years or so, but that doesn’t qualify me to run the country. being descended from the reincarnation of a goddess should just make me a hereditary high priestess or something, that’s way more sensible than the divine right of kings.

Link: ma’am this is a wendy’s

Zelda: *Figures out how to step down and does it*

Zelda: *celebrates at Wendy’s*

Hyrule: *immediately goes to hell*

Zelda: Ahh…that’s what my ancestors meant. What do you say frycook, up for restoring the kingdom with me?

Link: My shift ends at five, and I have to be back by Wednesday. That okay?

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

miku (ball) (100% clickbait)

hel,p me

*poorly tuned Hatsune Miku voice* Woah mama, they put me in tha orb

Woah mama now we've both been orbed

elvis…………..

Miku.............

Who that man

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!

Oh my god I forgot his peanut

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

good morning heres a silly

Source

Oh wow so me saying "no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason" has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.

Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)

I’m sorry but this comment is sending me

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.