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nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix
Reblogged oldfritz
words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box
Hey everyone how's it going
Reblogged bundibird
“Bro where u at we not supposed to be in heree”
always hilarious the lengths mammal moms will go to to retrieve a nearly-grown child from a situation of their own making. get back here
Reblogged scrumptiousangst
commupissed-deactivated20180419
Direct action
Reblogged cecinestpasunblog
If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks
YOU. you keep talking
Reblogged gayvictorians
ive watched this video every day for 5 minutes ever since my friend sent it to me
Reblogged bundibird
Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.
Reblogged wizardpink
i know im a hater but some of you people cant enjoy ANYTHING
Reblogged claratyler
eldritchh-horror-deactivated202
Anonymous asked:
Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you
This is fucking hilarious
Reblogged sky-scribbles
Reblogged valtsv
dick game so bad i dont even have one
Reblogged cecinestpasunblog
Good/Bad media alignment chart
Reblogged cecinestpasunblog
Sorry kitten, Daddy has been reduced to a ghost of the man you loved by the vulgar demands of capitalism