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🍓 you can call me Caoimhín (pronounced kee-vin (or kee-veen, or kwee-veen, whatever makes sense. idc im just here to party))

🍓 this is evidently my DuckTales 2017 / duckverse blog

🍓 I am a young American adult if you must know..... you can unlock additional lore by following me devoutly because I love to talk online on account of not having a life

🍓 this is your fair warning that i am prone to bouts of intense sarcasm so if i appear to be incoherent that is why. good luck

🍓 i post my art and writing under #hueberry shortcake art, so that's what to search for in my blog if you're interested, although we all know how effective tumblr's tag and search systems are

|| my main blog, daffodil--lament, which truthfully functions mainly as an archive and log of my own thoughts, experiences, and amusements || shiny button you should click ||

Real life moment I had with my youngest sister when she was 7.

She used to say some crazy shit in her sleep, which I, as the lightest sleeper known to men, caught every single time. This was her most memorable sleep-talking moment.

DCRC Week #40

AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sorry I mean. PKNA #34: Nothing Personal. You should only open this post if you wanna see the insane ramblings of a mad person btw.

Also there's no way I'm gonna get all my reactions and thoughts about this chapter into just one post so expect to see a continuation of this in the reblogs.

I'm still going.

I'M STILL NOT DONE FUCK YOU

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyone’s having trouble adjusting to it.

like, he’s entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because he’s obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isn’t.

he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyone’s gone over the regulations a dozen times but there’s nothing there saying you’re not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like ‘sir i really don’t know about this’ and he’s just like ‘are we going to catch some criminals or what.’

you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. it’s absolutely because that’s their boss. and secondarily because now he’s two thousand pounds of percheron.

there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.

i think launchpad has zero idea of what age appropriate media is i think he and gosalyn are binge watching twin peaks together and drake gets home and is like please turn that off

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