I drew a dog

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

official linguistics post

the new game changer absolutely slaps but i will say as someone who saw the voicemail: the musical live, i'm so sad they cut the part where you find out that the reason daddy is elsewhere is because he's a werewolf

SHOUTOUT TO THE BEHIND THE SCENES, WEREWOLF DAD LIVES ON!!

twitter nudes: femboy who looks prepubescent, captioned "pp and bussy uwu"

reddit nudes: really bad gif of generic muscled man, captioned "could you handle this aryan cock?"

tumblr nudes: terminated account, the most beautiful woman youve ever seen, captioned "hey my house burned down and a car ran over me 27 times and a meteor landed on me and i was diagnosed with stage 7 cancer and stepped on a landmine that was on top of another landmine, anything helps" with a kofi link attached

I like to think that the CIA has attempted to assassinate Elon Musk multiple times but every time they sabotage one of his shitty terrible cars it actually resolves a preexisting flaw in its design that actually makes it work properly instead of exploding and every time it happens the beleaguered government agent hiding in the bushes throws down his binoculars in disgust

Gromit wants you to sign his petition 🐶📋

(Original Drawing Date: 10 April 2025)

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do

DO NOT STAY I BED WHATEVER YOU DO THE EUPHORIA WILL DRAIN FROM YOU BODY AND YOU WILL BE LEFT MORE TIRED THAN BEFORE. ABORT. ABORT. GET OUT OF BED AND GO SIT IN THE SUN BEFORE IT DRAGS YOU BACK.

woah, bed feels even more comfy than normal....

Finally found the relatable side of TikTok

Just saw a YouTube short refer to the book as "Moby Richard"

I despise algorithm-driven speech so much.

This man's name will make a TikToker's heart explode

I WILL bring this up again. You will give yourself a huge leg-up by learning basic skills. Look up free YouTube tutorials, see if your library has training classes, take a computer literacy class if you can fit it into your class schedule.

You will do so much better at a job if you can use just the basic functions of Excel, Word, and Outlook. Interested in coding? Learn it! Everyone telling you that AI is going to get rid of the need to know how to do HTML is a damn liar. Take a step back to figure out what you don't know, pick the first thing on the list, and go learn it. It will be worth it!

We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon

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my soft and comfortable mama