The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

hello my friends I am, as they say, strapped for cash (and time) so I’m doing some lil headshot commissions while I work on both college projects and my bigger, more detailed commissioned illustrations.

they are available on my ko-fi but you can dm me here as well for more info!

love yall <3

kitten thee stallion

song - kitty kat by megan thee stallion

media - hunter: the parenting

Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps

got a chance to rework his design

studies done for class

Thank you, Snoop Logg...

outfit mixup ♻️ for morgan monday.

@official-penis-posts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Unethically sourced 

A lot of fantasy goes with Tolkien explanation of fantasy racism being the result of ancestral grudge.

Then you got Dungeon Meshi which is like:

"Elves and Dwarves hate each other because their respective empires make up 2/3 of the imperial core and are stuck in a cold war as the planet runs out of uncolonized land to grab. Elves are able to live in pastoral paradise because they've horded most of the settings farm-able land and natural capital, displacing and mass murdering any natives in the process. Orcs and goblins are hostile to other races because there the primary targets of an ongoing slavery and genocide campaign. The dividing line between human and inhuman is arbitrarily assigned via a phrenological pseudo-science that quickly falls apart when questioned by anyone who wasn't indoctrinated into it since birth."

Karaoke Skill Check. The Smallest Church in Saint-Saëns

I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care

also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.

samus’s dating woes

@demilypyro