Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

i hc that jason is concerningly good at obscure competitive video games, and that tim comes around his apartment at least twice a month

*Iron maiden plays in the distance*

Typical role dustribution

if your disability makes it difficult for you to leave bed to brush your teeth, Colgate makes a product called Wisps that are single use, no-rinse toothbrushes you can use while in bed. They have a bead on the brush that dissolves and acts as toothpaste and can be swallowed. The other end has a toothpick.

[Image Description: Toothbrush that has a blue gel bead at the centre of the brush part. End ID.] Reblogging in case this is helpful for anyone. Also sharing a post I made a while ago about dental hygiene when you're chronically fatigued. (including some awesome tips from @energysavingselfcare) I wrote that post when I used to brush teeth sitting down; I've now been brushing my teeth in bed for several years. I can only brush my teeth once a day (using an electric toothbrush) and use a higher fluoride toothpaste, prescribed by my dentist.

from How To Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis (quoting Imani Barbarin)

Wisps are great! The bristles are quite soft and have a different texture than regular toothbrushes, so they may also be helpful for you if you have sensory issues surrounding toothbrushes.

MOUSE YAOI REAL

@mousepregnant

target audience

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

[ID: illustration shows a hand holding up two cards, the queen of clubs and the queen of hearts. The two queens on the cards emerge from their frames and kiss, with the queen of hearts tilting her head and holding her lover’s jaw. End ID]

SHARING THIS WITHOUT THE UPDATE IS EVIL

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

Thats actually really cool

It's really a Digital Lich- it's corpse is being resurrected over and over via arcane rituals.

:)

That post that's like "Ummm thoughtcrimes don't exist but most ppl who say that aren't talking about thoughts they are literally TALKING about their thoughts and saying thoughts out loud is bad" is the whole reason we have to keep saying that thoughtcrimes don't exist. Talking about things like your intrusive thoughts, urges, or desires is NOT actually the same as acting on them; thoughts are not something you can control and nobody deserves to be condemned for not suffering in silence because they've been convinced their thoughts are unspeakable. If you're out here promoting acting like a cop about things that don't even harm you or anyone else then maybe take yourself down to ur local sandwich shop cuz maybe you'll be less of a cunt when you're not hungry idk.

It's EXTREMELY telling how many of you stopped supporting this after "intrusive thoughts" and completely ignored the bit about urges and desires. Not everything "unsavory" has to be excused because of "suffering from intrusive thoughts." That's true, some of us are also fucking freaks who unironically enjoy nasty things that others might find uncomfortable. People still deserve spaces to be nasty freaks and they still aren't committing a crime just because you have a squick. This is why we have tags, blacklisting, and a block button. You don't have to engage with anything that upsets you; we don't have to bury our thoughts/feelings that aren't broadly socially acceptable for you.