whoever wrote this headline really needed to get it out of their system

Last name politicians

First name politicians

Middle initial politicians:

Jeb isn't his first name to be clear. Those are his initials.

HUH?????????????????????????????

They ATM Machined that man

#animals might not be able to parse sentences but this is on you for putting the words baby and walk in the same string (x)

My parents had a Doberman, freakishly smart. We used to go on hikes and I was always the last one out of bed on those mornings. Dog was impatient, Dad told the dog 'Not until [me] gets out of bed.'

First thing I see that morning through bleary, half-closed eyes? The dog's nose, blowing into my face. Later I learned that he didn't come up to my room immediately after Dad said that. No, he waited until Dad was in the bathroom and couldn't stop him.

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

Cannot even fault them for that that's funny as fuck

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

Ok!

The road to good art is littered with sketchbooks full of embarrassingly bad art. No choice about it. That’s learning.

I love how Nintendo killed all the excitement for the Switch 2 by raising the prices of games by 30 bucks

"We want everyone to be able to experience the Switch 2" then why is it one william dollars.

The real reason that genius detective characters in fiction change authors and actors so often is that without periodic hard resets, they eventually start figuring out that they're fictional characters. It's the metafictional equivalent of cycling an AI to prevent it from going rogue. For many years it was believed that killing them off in a suitably dramatic "final case" would indefinitely suspend the process, but this was later determined not to be fully reliable – as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle learned, to his regret.

some of you are a little too pretty to be on tumblr i think you should be luring people to their watery demise instead

NOW THIS IS MEN SUPPORTING MEN.

AFFIRMING WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE BUT NEEDED TO HEAR SO YOU CAN BE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN AND YOUR OWN SELF EXPRESSION.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming

look at this thing. more.

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

To everyone saying that “uh actually it’s cause drag kings aren’t as visually interesting”

Kreme Inakuchi

Wang Newton

Murray Hill

Hugo Grrl

Lotus Boy

Landon Cider

Manny Dingo

Even more :) If you dont see visually interesting and amazing drag kings on your feed you are not paying enough attention, go and find them! Here’s some that I know!

Showponii (from brooklyn, femgay drag king and AMAZING performer!)

The Cakeboys (a drag king collective made of sweaty eddie, senario, muscles monty, and richard!)

Henlo Bullfrog (from philly, also has made costumes for drag race!!)

TJ MAXX! (MUA! Amazing artist too)

KLONDYKE! One of the most amazing performance artists i’ve ever had the pleasure of watching

ZANAX ! Philly and NYC, some of the coolest visuals in drag right now

And that’s that follow more kings on insta thats where the drags all post for event promotion :-))

I'm adding onto this post to give you THROB ZOMBIE, the Horror Himbo (tm), aka my hometown intro to drag. He's pretty big now after coming in 2nd on the Dragula show, but even his early stuff was so creative and weird and interesting (and a big part of my gender coming-out process lol)

And, your point is? Why aren't they blocked off, then?