we need to start killing people

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

his & hersterectomies. is that anything

my three wee smoking girlfriends

yes they smoke wee

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

he thought 2 million years of rain was for one day 😭😭😭 he mad

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

GIRLIES WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!