clutching my half-demon eye and doubling over in pain as it begins glowing and pulsing because i haven't bothered you in over 20 minutes

love to purchase items but at what cost

Logan is a terrible person whose primary issues (failkids) are entirely self-inflicted.

THAT BEING SAID. If I worked my ass off all my life only to realize that, in my efforts, I have given birth to Wealthy Children, I too would be a massive asshole. Like moreso than I was before

The problem with being a self-made man is that if you have kids they will be rich kids, the worst variety of kid.

This is why every rich person, the moment they realize they will have a child, MUST larp as a poor or working class person for about the first 20 years of that kid's life

and he has to deal with his skeleton being adamantium too

Even his glasses have subtitles

Next-level typesetting

Bro?

are you fucking kidding me

I see this and raise you: 

Can I just say this weird social media push of "girl cat boy cat" pisses me off there was this girl i overheard who was petting a cat who was showing her a lot of love and talking about adopting her but when she found out she was a girl cat she was like "I don't like girl cats" like what the fuck are we doing misogyny against cats now

Meowsogyny

evergreen

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch

Take my hand. I can show you a better way

It works on ubuntu btw

Not to be a shit but that sounds like "poob has it for you"

The difference is that everything mentioned in this post is free

we need to start killing people

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

his & hersterectomies. is that anything