#JeonJungkookIsOverParty 01

pairing: jungkook x reader

summery: in which Jungkook is in deep shit

wordcount: 3k

genre: fake dating!au, college!au

rated: PG for now, fluff, (eventual) smut

warnings: just cursing and jungkook being a dumb bitch

author's note: a john tucker must die trope? but like the other way around?? me?? writing a mini series?? i said a few days ago i needed a jungkook that was so jason mendoza-like bc he's a legend and we love himbos so here's my poor attempt. the chapters won't be too long tho so bare with me mis amores!!

i relate to this jk so much bddjdj not really into social media, more of the scroller type of person (?), just scrolling and seeing what’s going on with everybody’s days.

damn jk just minding his own business yet people be stirring up rumors hbdhdh poor baby :(( HE LOVES PUPPIES! in no world could he ever do that to puppies! i love these tsundere types of oc, the mature ones! highlight of this chap is sis busting into the men’s locker room without hesitance lmao where do i get that kind of confidenceee and also jk covering his nipples lmao!

everytime you see this post you gotta compliment yourself!!!!!!!! at least once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha

I like to think I’m pretty nice

@eektheart @rynliadon @toastyhat @itsa-prosthetic @pipkinpumpkin @pecaniie @actualbird @anxietyproblem @softmushie @stevegabry @danasauurrr @drarry-imagines @just-some-ghost-nabbers @kilieria @chungoos @creamandhoneybear @verymerrymart @micha-mell @autumn-sodapop @grapeflavoredmess @lil-baby-dinodragon-here @boxoflivingstars @oyezesadjective @dont-worry-everything-is-good @nyamarin @martemis1 @lov-the-cronch @bi-nb-alexa @spiraling-lights @exorcised-coffee @genderfluid-daemon-faerie

Ive never talked to most of you guys but now you’ve seen this- you know what to do >:3

This includes anyone who just stumbled across this too! You know the rule!!

i think that i’m some what decent human being

@simple-moonlight @a-trans-dude @chrystialis

ur basically uraraka and uraraka is cool so if you are too

@resident-of-the-mind-palace @thepopsicle @a-killjoy-refrigerator @questionably-gay

Why do you do this to meh

Ummm

Ummm

I ummm

Im nice?

@unassumingsoda @strsailor @garbagetrazshh @insertpoetryhere @any body else who sees this

Im really loyal (which has bitten me in the ass in the past)

@garbagetrazshh @strsailor @lilylove22

um I dunno

*thinks intensively)

I care about people. (maybe a lil too much since people took advantage of me but whatever)

@alteanroyals @nessajjewell @tealrainbeau @anyone else who wants to do this because I dunno

I like my personality

@thegardeneroftheodd @owlinadayswork @bluemonkk @cl-babydew

Uhhhh I like my singing voice :)

@cgf-kat @oggie-bloggie @cl-babydew

I like my confidence

@rina-calavera @snowqueenofmyheart @cutesy-notes @a-writer-who-never-writes

I believe I’m pretty intelligent

@localcrackaddict @nightlybirdie @melissa18999 @jaythesaltybastard

I’m tall and intimidating

@cakeking-cole @ghosts-are-my-culture @thelonelynindroid

I am me, and sometimes I don’t like that, it is enough @lindsey-chr-not-found @cakeking-cole @thelonelynindroid @day-dreaming-of-nightmares >:3

Yes, I do have freckles. No, they aren’t common in my family. So that makes me one of a kind babey!

I’m cute ig

@darn-scot @grape-jelly-soda @thekillerinstinctyt @spinharmony

I’m kind (that bites me in the ass)

@darn-scot @grape-jelly-soda @spinharmony

Maybe my creative skills are actually good, I guess???

@echojulien @darn-scot @evelinaonline @clumsinessinperson @hollsheadcanons @xxwhisperapplexx

I LOVE MY WRITING SKILLS AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT

Bri already tagged my friends XD

I….. am tall….???? and I would like to think I’m quite funny

@onceuponanaromantic @a-violet-intrusion @code-executioner @biscuitcrow @owlfindmydream

I can draw I guess… and I’m quite understanding of ppl, so I’d rarely hold grudges (and if I do I’d usually feel stupid about it afterwards)

 @i-like-buttons @misery-unplugged @kindasortaemo2 @cam-is-trash @cemetery-dr @pun-ctual 

ahh I feel like I should talk to more of you on here 

Oof thank you

I guess I’m somewhat good at math(although I sometimes make stupid mistakes)

I guess I’m tagging @dall-off-weekes ~ @wafflesmcgeesus ~ @vyukami ~ @pervenche-pluto424 ~ @mrsxinfamous ~ @coffeepencil and anyone else who wants to do this who didn’t get a tag

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

This is so much more difficult than it should be, ahhhh

I’m a pretty okay saxophone player?

@http-www-rocknroll @mylifeisabloop @ktnowwww @elisyf @aprettyhesitantalien @lil-house-demon-ass-bitch-boy @hailers-trash

Thanks!

Euuuahahummmm

I have good eyebrows? Yea ok

@secretgayygent @thisisjustanunoriginalusername @emo-espresso @wifisxcks

I think I’m a fairly nice person

@mightylogan54 @ufosucks78 @noon-shadows @nerdist-12 @future-mrs-blue-lion @offical-potato @orchids-garden @virgils-world

I’ve got lovely eyes

@post-up-marvel @official-lucifers-child @extremeloser @deadpansexual96 @yes-its-me-satans-daughter @yes-am-frog @sapphroses @you-say-potato @laughconfetti @just-some-gen-z-things @klausmkaelson @demigodnamedathena @spacebread7

i can write well? i guess?

@tangledsparkles @girls-are-really-fucking-cute @that-tea-fucker @thxnderclouds @your-local-salty-bitch

I can knit :)

@bangtan-sonyeonddaeng @softhxe @taespetals

I am really talented and hardworking ^^

@taetaesbaebaepsae

I am an okay writer ig

@lvupmushroom @illneverrecover @triheartedhero @sugarcookiesandsins

my smut isnt cringy

@re-sugance @bts-love-sweat-tears @seokjinssymphony @cheese123344 @lilliaflurr @it-is-dana @itsjustrobin @rottenratata

I’m smexy and I know it 🤪

@it-is-dana @re-sugance @seokinkjin @seokjinssymphony also @sugarcookiesandsins try again sweety. Imma use my uno reverse card on ya.

i ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ got jokes and im not always the most annoying person in the room so thats cool🤪😬💖

@lofihope @entlein117 @hoseoksdior @bangtann-bangdamn @lilacdreams-00 @sugakookieswithmytae @jiminable @kimcafe @asteriaguk @joonary suffer with me

i’m not annoying ig? hehe bdjddjd 💓💓

@entlein117 @bangtann-bangdamn @sugakookieswithmytae @sleepyje0n plus everyone who sees this eee