Username Song Title Game

Thank you for tagging me @desert-fern! 💖

Fair warning: half of my picks are from the 90s because that was my formative era. I like stuff I can sing to or play the guitar to, so there’s a lot of rock and pop…

Now for the usual totally unnecessary commentary on my choices:

We’ve got four British artists on there (well, I did grow up here), but it’s mostly stuff from across the pond. That said, ‘Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down’ was never released in the US, but it was over here, and it was huge (hence it’s on my Spotify master playlist!).

There are songs from four soundtracks (Scream, Twilight, City of Angels and Cruel Intentions), proving that movies make my brain remember songs better.

Also, I’m currently rewatching Battlestar Galactica, so I had to include Hendrix 😎.

Hmm, who to tag... okay, 12 of my loveliest moots coming up:

@ak-vintage @bitchwitch1981 @burntheedges @cas-readsandwrites @fromthedeskoftheraven

@ishabull @joelalorian @magpiepills @mermaidgirl30 @saradika

@secretelephanttattoo @sixhours

TAG! Okay, it’s your turn 💖

Dear Lord, here we go! Thanks @djarins-cyare for the tag!

J - Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood

J - Jolene by Dolly Parton

H - Hips Don't Lie by Shakira

A - Ain't in Kansas Anymore by Miranda Lambert

Y - You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC

H - How You Remind Me by Nickleback

A - American Idiot by Green Day

Y - Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha

20 - Unwell by Matchbox 20 (I know that this isn't part of it, but I love Matchbox 20)

That's mine. Have fun guys

@pedgito @bubble-pop-eclectic @goodwithcheese @yourcoolauntie @punkshort @alwaysmicado @dindjarindiaries @faeriemarie @waitimcomingtoo @immarocketman

season 2 trailer just dropped

"ELLEH.... get the boots back to tommeh... don't let him know we took them"

Why is this so fuckin funny? 🤣🤣🤣

In an Enterprise...

Me: it's always D.

My bestie: Deez Nuts

Me: gotem

The lady still at the counter that we forgot about:*quietly* WhAt?

Sound on 🐈‍⬛🤍

Purr purr❤️

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

Murry Chistler

sending love to those who struggle with the holidays. to those who have lost their family. to those who are from abusive homes. those who are struggling mentally. in a rough spot financially. those who are neurodivergent & easily overwhelmed. and to those who just plain don't enjoy them.

i hope you can smile genuinely, and feel some love. i hope they pass uneventfully, and your transition to the next year is smooth and full of warmth <3

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

Mr. Winter

Santa!Joel Miller x F!Reader

summary: you wrote that letter to Santa as a joke (knowing he obviously wouldn’t answer it) until he does - and he comes with a proposition

warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY MDNI. no outbreak/modern AU & Joel has both his daughters, marriage of convenience, unspecified age gap (reader’s age is not mentioned but is a drinking aged adult & Joel is older), yearning, fluff with light angst, grumpy but sweetheart!Joel, caregiver!Joel with slight sugar daddy!Joel vibes, brief moments of dealing with toxic family, Joel lifts reader once with his Santa strength, spicy thoughts, heavy making out, fingering, glove & finger sucking, use of “good girl,” Joel’s dirty talk & referring to himself as “old man,” one light ass smack, reader wears lingerie, Santa!kink (?), use of gendered language

word count: 9.1k (I’m sorry)

You wrote the dumb letter at the end of the semester class party. You’re thankful everyone decided to write papers instead of having a final, a grad school blessing, which meant class was done by the last week of November. Your professor even had set up the cutest Letters to Santa Station, and your friend begged you to write one with her.

So you did.

And you jokingly asked Santa for one thing - to send you a boyfriend.

Of course you know the big guy isn’t real and wouldn’t ever answer. It’s why you didn’t think much of it.

But now, if there’s any hope Santa could be real, you wonder if maybe he could just grant you one small wish…

Y'all need to read this. It's fantastic

✨Tag game!✨

Make a holiday icon for yourself using this picrew, and take this quiz and tell me your result! (and tell me what u named ur bakery!)

Thanks for the tag, @milla-frenchy 😎

My Quiz Results were: Sweet As Candy (accurate) but more importantly, I named my bakery "Lies, Pies, and Spies."

full pressure tags: @xdaddysprincessxx @gasolinerainbowpuddles @bubble-pop-eclectic @covetyou @for-a-longlongtime

Thank you very much for the tag, @bonezone44 ! And your Picrew is adorable!

This was such a cute quiz, and I had so much making my Picrew! My quiz result was, "As Sweet as Candy" (I think so!) ,and I named my bakery "Rollover Kitty Cafe" (when I was a little kid, I asked for a pink rollover kitty for my birthday).

Np tags: @goodwithcheese @jjhayhay20 @yourcoolauntie @galaxyedging @grogusmum @aurorawritestoescape @axshadows @strang3lov3 @sp00kymulderr , everyone is welcome to play!

Thanks @bubble-pop-eclectic for the tag! Merry Christmas!

I got sweet as candy, here's my character, and my Bakery was named Jay's Place

NP tags: @alwaysmicado @dindjarindiaries @goodwithcheese @keldabe-kriff @galentir @waitimcomingtoo @yourcoolauntie

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

I am a skeptic, and do not believe in the power of fortune cookies.

Then dont be a wet blanket.

@mochie85, we need this!!!

@vbecker10 @muddyorbsblr @lokisgoodgirl @michelleleewise @lilithsaur reblogging for your words to have all the words

I shall take your wishes of words and raise even MORE wishes of words!!!

@simplyholl @peachyjinx @gigglingtiggerv2

Family gathering.

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol

I found the original

That time of the year again

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

I love white ppl😍

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

tag yourself i’m the one recording.

My favorite holiday movie

his screams in the background while his mom is crying and picking up the food is my favorite song

“Yeah im thanful for it :D”

“FUCK YOU >:((((”

Icon. Please i want to meet this man and tell him how much my life is better because of the scene he threw at thanksgiving 😭