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Lauri. 40+. Lover of fictional men. Dave York and Joel Miller Apologist - the Murder Daddies did nothing wrong.

Under False Pretenses - Chapter Thirteen

Stepdad!Dave York x f!reader | wc: 7344 | masterlist

Summary: A challenging mission, whirlwind marriage, and an unexpected yet captivating stepdaughter push Dave York to the brink as secrets, feelings, and loyalties collide.

Warnings: Explicit, 18+ mdni. Stepdad trope. Unspecified age gap. Soft, sexy, and intense Dave. Nicknames and terms of endearment. Cursing. Secret spy shit is not so secret anymore. Angst. Being held captive. Violence. Murder. Vengeful Dave. Rescue. Desperation. Dry humping and coming in the pants.

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My favorite things I've read this month! Please be mindful of the tags before you read 💚 Show the authors some love by reblogging and commenting 🌟I love all of you and your creativity so much!!

dividers by @enchanthings-a 👑

Frankie Morales

Bon Appetit by @everybodylovedcontractors ~ Francisco "Catfish" "Frankie" Morales and F!reader

Heaven Can Wait by @theewokingdead ~ Francisco “Catfish” Morales x f!Reader

Neighborhood Watch by @joelalorian ~ neighbor!frankie x f!reader

Sizzlin' by @sunshinehaze1 ~ Frankie x f!reader

Strawberry Shortcake by @604to647 ~ Frankie Morales x fem!reader

Max Phillips

The Prettiest by @almostfoxglove ~ Max P x f!Reader (further chapters found on AO3)

Tim Rockford

confessions by @wildemaven ~ tim x f!reader

The Rockford Portfolio by @604to647 ~ Detective Tim Rockford x fem!reader

Pero Tovar

Ambrosia by @sawymredfox ~ Pero x fem! able-bodied reader

Memories made, memories lost by @avastrasposts ~ Mercenary!Pero x female reader

Dave York

Affliction by @lavenderursa ~ Dave York x DIA Op!Reader

Hotel Ties by @honestly-shite ~ Dave x f!reader

Keystrokes by @mothandpidgeon ~ dave york x hacker!f!reader

Sedated by @luxurychristmaspudding ~ dave x f!contract killer!reader

Still by @sizzlingcloudmentality ~ Dave x f!reader

Under False Pretenses - Ch. 11 Ch. 12 Ch. 13 ~ Stepdad!Dave x f!reader

Joel Miller

game changer by @kedsandtubesocks ~ MLB pitcher!Joel Miller x F!Reader

game changer - timeout by @kedsandtubesocks ~ MLB pitcher!Joel Miller x F!Reader

Hungry-Man Ch. 1 by @slimybeth69

I want to smell like you by @itwasntimethatdidit40 ~ Father in law!Joel x f!reader

Like a Boy Does by @magpiepills ~ Tess Servopoulos x f! Reader x Joel Miller

Like a Stuffed Whore by @pedge-page ~ Joel Miller x StuffedAnimal!Reader x unnamed stepdaughter

Mine by @secretelephanttattoo ~ Joel Miller x Tess Servopoulos

The one that got away by @stylesispunk ~ outbreak!joel x f!reader

The Other Woman by @evolnoomym ~ Joel Miller x F!OC Moon

The Prophecy by @schnarfer ~ Knights & Kings AU Joel Miller x f!reader

this is me trying by @majestyeverlasting ~ joel miller x female reader

Wherever You Go by @myownwholewildworld ~ outbreak!joel x f!reader

Javier Peña

Booty Call by @cxrsed-angel ~ Javier x Fem! Reader

The Condom by @toxicanonymity ~ Javi P x f!reader x Steve Murphy

Javi's Playground by @mermaidgirl30 ~ Javier Peña x fem! reader

Love me like a loaded gun by @joelmillerisapunk ~ fuckbuddy!Javier x f!reader

Playgirl by @milla-frenchy ~ Javier x fem reader

Rotten luck by @milla-frenchy ~ Javier Peña x fem reader

Marcus Acacius

first fruit since winter by @cuppajoel ~ modern!acacius x reader

run by @almostempty ~ marcus acacius x f!reader

When in Ancient Rome by @cuppajoel ~ modern-day! Marcus Acacius x fem!reader

Clint

Hold My Hand by @aurorawritestoescape ~ Clint x f!reader

sweet surrender by @joelmillerisapunk ~ Clint x f!reader

Din Djarin

Healing Pains by @liltangerineart ~ din djarin x bounty hunter!femreader

The Only Time We Have by @nerdieforpedro ~ Din Djarin x Poe Dameron

Marcus Moreno

A Hero's Blessing by @joelalorian ~ marcus moreno x f!reader

Nobody's Gonna Know by @604to647 ~ Marcus Moreno x gn!reader

Multi

To Catch a Thief by @coulsons-fullmetal-cellist ~ Featuring one Detective Tim Rockford and a certain thief

Self Recs

the best part of waking up... ~ any Pedro character x f!reader

Keep On Loving You ~ Frankie Morales x f!reader

Strawberry Swirl ~ Joel Miller x fem!reader

Just a Ride ~ dbf!Dave York x f!Reader

My goodness, A! You spoil us with all these amazing recs and I’m beyond honored to be among them! I have my TBR for the week thanks to you ❤️❤️

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Congrats on the follower milestone!!! I’m so happy for you! I love that others have noticed how awesome you are ❤️❤️❤️

This is me to you:

Now, not to make this about me, but I’d like 1000 stepdad Daves, please 😂😂

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Thank you Lauri! Trust me, you’re even more awesome ♥️♥️

A thousand stepdad Daves sounds like a dream. You can spare me just one, right? (Or two)

Your mood board 🧡(I was inspired by Under False Pretenses of course)

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This is beautiful and perfect and all the things!!!! I’ll tell you what, I love you so much you can handful of my 1000 Daves 🥰❤️😂

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Just a Ride

dbf!Dave York x f!Reader | wc: 3.6K

Summary: When a date goes bad you call your dad's best friend Dave to come to the rescue.

WARNINGS: 18+ Only! Explicit. Dave is your dad's best friend. Mention of his daughter but none of Carol - what happened to her? Is she dead? Did she leave him? Don't know don't care, but she doesn't exist because for once I didn't want to write an adulterous Dave. Age gap (reader is 20s Dave is in his 40s). Bad, handsy date. Reader wears a dress and makeup but is otherwise not described much. Protective!Dave. Mention of drinking alcohol. Mutual pining. Pet names (princess). Fingering. Car sex. Unprotected p in v. (Dave can hit it raw with me anytime). Wistful/sad ending. No use of y/n. Never beta'd because fuck it we ball.

a/n: Hi, my name is Adriana and when I was a kid I had two pet baby turtles named Michaelangelo and Raphael (I was planning on getting two more to be Donatello and Leonardo) but they "ran away" (parent-speak for they died) and I think about them every day.

So this is the fic that won out. It was 97% done and I just needed to fill a couple holes (hehe). I don't think I've ever read a dbf!Dave fic before, though I highly doubt mine's the first. I'd gladly accept recommendations below if you know any! Please enjoy 🖤❤️

dividers by @thecutestgrotto 👑

Dave sits at the bar, pretending to find his Scotch very interesting, doing his best to stay unnoticed. He's dressed casually in jeans, a black tee and a leather jacket, blending in. Now and again he checks his watch or his phone, but he's secretly got you in his sights.

This was so good, Adriana! dbf!Dave now owns my soul (and lady parts). There’s just no way I’d be able to get out of that car and leave him behind after that hotness.

Me throwing myself into the sea because my dad doesn’t have friends like him Dave:

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Thank you to all my followers ✨

I’ve just reached a follower milestone and I want you all to know how humbled and grateful I am for every single one of you 🩷🩷🩷 I don’t know what I did to earn y’all, but I’d like to celebrate by doing a lil something for whoever wants to participate 🥰

If you’d like, send me an ask requesting 1,000 of anything (1,000 kisses, butterflies, dollars, raindrops, anything) and I’ll create a mood board based on your preferences (don’t forget to add your favorite character). You can even base it off of one of your favorite fics, written by yourself or anyone else 💗

I’ll keep this going through April 15 and you’re welcome to make as many requests as you like.

All my love,

Adriana

My girl hit a follower milestone! Let’s celebrate!

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Under False Pretenses - Chapter Thirteen

Stepdad!Dave York x f!reader | wc: 7344 | masterlist

Summary: A challenging mission, whirlwind marriage, and an unexpected yet captivating stepdaughter push Dave York to the brink as secrets, feelings, and loyalties collide.

Warnings: Explicit, 18+ mdni. Stepdad trope. Unspecified age gap. Soft, sexy, and intense Dave. Nicknames and terms of endearment. Cursing. Secret spy shit is not so secret anymore. Angst. Being held captive. Violence. Murder. Vengeful Dave. Rescue. Desperation. Dry humping and coming in the pants.

I'm gonna admit, I rarely read warnings because few things ick me out, but when I saw this I had a big ol' grin on my face

THANK YOU!!!!! I’ve said it before but I will continue saying it until the day I die… I LIVE FOR YOUR COMMENTS ❤️❤️❤️ You spoil me 🥰🥰

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a hero's blessing

marcus moreno x f!reader | wc: 4474 | 18+ mdni | masterlist

Thank you to the marvelous @perotovar for hosting such a fun and interesting challenge with the Offering of Frith event and for providing this beautiful moodboard! I had such fun learning about Norse mythology and the goddess Frith. This is also my first foray into writing my lovely husband Marcus Moreno. If you have not done so already, please check out all of the other amazing contributions to this challenge here!

Summary: The Norse goddess Frigg weaves the fabric of destiny for every living being. A Norwegian gift of a thousand thanks unlocks a destiny which Marcus did not see coming.

Warnings: Not much, really. Some cursing. A touch of angsty thoughts turns to fluff. Some adult themes and implied sex. My blog as a whole is 18+ mdni. A little bit of info dump. No use of y/n, ever. Two idiots with crushes stumbling through life until fate intervenes. Dividers courtesy of @saradika-graphics.

I love love LOVE soft Marcus M 🥹 and who can deny a good soul mates trope? As usual I’m just floored, Lauri! 💜💜

Marcus M is my husband and will always be soft in my mind 🥰🥰 Thank you so much for reading and enjoying this one! I had such fun researching and writing this sweet story ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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It's the summer before college and you're sure you have your life figured out.. then you meet your new neighbor, single (hunky) dad Joel Miller...

SERIES MASTERLIST | JOEL MILLER MASTERLIST

🥀= angst | 🫧= fluff | 🤍= friendship | 💘= love/relationship

💞 = mutual pining | 🔥= smut | 🚩= TW | 💥= violence

🍒 Chapter 1: Austin 🤍 ~ 2K

🍒 Chapter 3: Chicken Fight 🤍💞🔥 ~ 2.2K

🍒 Chapter 4: Ride Along 💞 ~ 2.6K

🍒 Chapter 5: The Party & the Long Walk Home 🥀🤍🔥🚩 ~ 3.8K

🍒 Chapter 9: First Time for Everything 🫧💘🔥~ 3.2K

🍒 Chapter 10: Secrets & Lies 🫧💘🔥 ~ 3K

🍒 Chapter 12: Just Like Heaven 💘🔥~ 2.6K

🍒 Chapter 13: Rough Ride 💘🔥🚩💥 ~ 6.9K

🍒 Chapter 14: 1984 🥀 🔥 🚩 ~ 2.9K

🍒 Chapter 15: Shameless 💘🔥~ 3.4K

🍒 Chapter 16: The Mother Wound 🥀💘🔥💥~ 3.8K

🍒 Chapter 18: I Wanted it to Be You 🥀🫧🤍💘🔥🚩~ 7.4K

🍒 Chapter 19: Hungry Heart 🥀🫧💞 ~ 6K

🍒 Chapter 20: Baby Loves Me 🥀🫧💘 💞 🔥~ 8.8K

A!!! This story sucked me in, made my heart grow 3 sizes before it chewed it up, spit it out, stomped on it a little, but in the end, it put me back together and let me happy again. You nailed it with this one. It’s hard to believe it’s the first one you wrote. So well done. I’m going to be thinking about these two forever. ❤️❤️❤️

me at various points throughout this series:

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Under False Pretenses - Chapter Thirteen

Stepdad!Dave York x f!reader | wc: 7344 | masterlist

Summary: A challenging mission, whirlwind marriage, and an unexpected yet captivating stepdaughter push Dave York to the brink as secrets, feelings, and loyalties collide.

Warnings: Explicit, 18+ mdni. Stepdad trope. Unspecified age gap. Soft, sexy, and intense Dave. Nicknames and terms of endearment. Cursing. Secret spy shit is not so secret anymore. Angst. Being held captive. Violence. Murder. Vengeful Dave. Rescue. Desperation. Dry humping and coming in the pants.

Wow, this was a great, tense chapter! Your descriptions of the storm and her time in the trunk were visceral. I wrapped my blanket tighter around me while reading.

I loved how they both opened themselves up to each other completely:

Perhaps there was a dark part hidden inside you that matched Dave’s inner darkness. Perhaps you were both complicated, flawed people who happened to be perfect matches for each other. You really liked the thought of that.

That was my favorite part. And the dry humping💌

Ahhh thank you so much! I’m particularly proud of this chapter and I’m pleased as punch that you enjoyed it! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Under False Pretenses - Chapter Thirteen

Stepdad!Dave York x f!reader | wc: 7344 | masterlist

Summary: A challenging mission, whirlwind marriage, and an unexpected yet captivating stepdaughter push Dave York to the brink as secrets, feelings, and loyalties collide.

Warnings: Explicit, 18+ mdni. Stepdad trope. Unspecified age gap. Soft, sexy, and intense Dave. Nicknames and terms of endearment. Cursing. Secret spy shit is not so secret anymore. Angst. Being held captive. Violence. Murder. Vengeful Dave. Rescue. Desperation. Dry humping and coming in the pants.

Ahhh! This was sooo good. Such vivid descriptions of their thoughts and feelings in this one. I was getting a little worried for Dave there for a minute, but I’m happy to see that was a non-issue. 🥴

Soo happy the doggo is on the mend. That was definitely a highlight.

I’m not sure that Dave’s past was really a huge shocker. I think deep down she had to know that he probably killed people before…just maybe not in the way she thought? I find it interesting that she relates to his dark side and sees that in herself too.

I’m sad this is coming to an end soon, but I’m excited to see how you wrap it all up. It’s been soo good! Thank you for sharing it with us. 💜

Thank you!!! I agree that Dave's past wasn't the shocker that it might have been if she found out much earlier. By now, she knows him and sees him for more than just the sum of his prior actions. And I love the thought of them both being flawed with an element of darkness, no matter how far down it might be buried.

I'm so sad this story is coming to an end, too! So much so that I've been struggling to write the next chapter lol. They've become such a huge piece of my heart.

Thank you again for reading and sharing your thoughts. I love every single comment you leave!!!

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Strawberry Swirl

Joel Miller x fem!reader | WC: 1.9K

Summary: Joel fucks you on a Ferris wheel. That is the fic.

WARNINGS: 18+ Only! Explicit. Established relationship. Public/semi-public sex. Grinding. Unprotected piv. Ice cream as foreplay, can I get a hell yeah. Dirty talk. Pet names. Nearly getting caught. Reader wears a dress and lip gloss but is otherwise minimally described. Please lmk if I have missed anything!

A/n: Hi, my name is Adriana, and when I was on a school trip to Washington DC I got lost at the Smithsonian Museum.

So here's the fic! It was born of my frenzied Pinterest scrolling one night. Absolute porn without plot but that's what you're here for, you naughty thing!

Joel's in a bind.

All night you've been teasing him in that little sundress. The breeze on the midway is blowing the hem of your skirt up, taunting him with a glimpse of your thighs and just a peek of your round ass, lacy panties barely covering it. 

Ok, first of all, the same thing happened to me on my 8th grade class trip to DC! Just further proof that we are soul sisters 🥰

Now, onto the meat of the matter at hand 🍆🍆🍆

Just the idea of cavorting around a carnival with Joel is 🥵🥵 Add in some (not so sneaky) sex on the Ferris wheel and I’m fucking gagging for it 🤤🤤🥵🥵🔥🔥

But wait, there’s more

The fucking ride operator is on to them for rocking the whatever you call the little thing they get to themselves on the ride. 😱😱😱

Fucking hell, Adriana! You killed me with this one and I love you for it 🥰🥰😘😘

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Under False Pretenses - Chapter Thirteen

Stepdad!Dave York x f!reader | wc: 7344 | masterlist

Summary: A challenging mission, whirlwind marriage, and an unexpected yet captivating stepdaughter push Dave York to the brink as secrets, feelings, and loyalties collide.

Warnings: Explicit, 18+ mdni. Stepdad trope. Unspecified age gap. Soft, sexy, and intense Dave. Nicknames and terms of endearment. Cursing. Secret spy shit is not so secret anymore. Angst. Being held captive. Violence. Murder. Vengeful Dave. Rescue. Desperation. Dry humping and coming in the pants.

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Series Masterlist

Summary: When Columbia didn’t go as planned… (Triple Frontier AU)

Pairing:  Frankie Morales x OFC Elle

Rating:  I’m rating this 18+.  There’s no smut here, but I prefer to err on the side of caution.

Warning:  My warnings apply to the entire series.  There is swearing, mentions of death, grief and mourning, self-isolation, PTSD is implied, miscarriage, attempted suicide.

A/N:  This story is entirely made up.  I’m not a doctor or a psychologist so don’t come for me.  I also chose for Frankie to not have a history with drugs.  I like my Frankie clean.  Also, this is the story that broke my freaking heart.

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