"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

The magnificent african forest buffalo:

iim. actually going to cry. im so honored thank uou

IF YOU ARE IN NC AND YOU VOTED, CHECK IF YOUR NAME IS ON THIS LIST.

The North Carolina Court of Appeals ruled in a 2-1 decision that over 60,000 votes cast in last year’s closely contested state Supreme Court race must be verified and recounted. The ruling comes after Republican candidate Jefferson Griffin, who lost the race, challenged the eligibility of tens of thousands of 2024 voters. Those voters will now have 15 days to verify their eligibility, potentially changing the outcome of the election. Check your name here: https://thegriffinlist.com

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Remembered the phrase "[someone] is turning in his grave", as a way of saying that someone who's now dead would so deeply disapprove of something that a living person is doing that their corpse would stir in unease.

Then I remembered an expression, "even a worm will turn", as a way of saying that no matter how downtrodden or lowly someone seems, they can nonetheless turn against their abusers and oppressors once they've had enough of it.

Then cross-contamination happened and the phrase "a worm is turning in his grave" emerged to me. I have no idea what that means.

Hell yeah, I love being an aro-ace phyrexian

I do like the symbolism in the white faction since they use a lot more porcelain than metal (at least compared to the to the other factions) since metal is viewed as strong and practical, versus porcelain being elegant, seeing as the white faction focuses on phyrexia’s glory and perfection

Oh hey! Me too!

Aro ace Phyrexian gang!

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.

Free: this Blackberry I just fished out of a creek

You’re standing in the exact location a businessman realized that what’s truly important, is family.

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

date of origin: December 20th, 2015

Conway's Game of Life Try not to Cum Challenge

Conway's Game of Life True Ending

Conway's game of life Any% no gliders

Conway’s Game of Life TAS credits skip

they should invent a special new pulitzer prize for any journalist who manages to cover the trump presidency without doing this:

they could make it award one billion dollars and not worry becuase they would simply never have to pay it out

like is this really a "north korea state sanctioned hairstyle proposed law", or is it, perhaps, possibly, more accurately described as a "arkansas, united states of america, sanctioned hairstyle proposed law", as that is where it is taking place, as a result of political forces specific to that place and nation?

is guantánamo bay really 'america's gulag' or is it perhaps, 'america's guantánamo bay, the extrajudicial prison that the usa famously runs'. and so on. and so on

i don't really get why it matters if he's circumcized or not