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@justabitfishy / justabitfishy.tumblr.com

I don't actually know what the hell's happening here anymore. She/her.

โ€œBeauty Tahani wants to battle!โ€

โ€œTrainer Chidi wants to battle! โ€ฆMaybe? Actually, hold on, he isnโ€™t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokรฉmon battles with himself. Itโ€™sโ€ฆ taking a while. Maybe you should just go.

Trainer Chidiโ€ฆ has a stomach ache.โ€

โ€œHoly shirtballs! Trainer Eleanor wants to battle!โ€

โ€œOh, dip! Trainer Jason wants to battle! โ€œ

โ€œTrainer Janet wants to battle, and she can absolutely assure you that she does not have a Maractus!โ€

โ€œElite Four Michael wants to battle! (Heโ€™ll meet you in the dot of the โ€œiโ€)โ€

the eevee was a gift from Michael

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym youโ€™re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]

If you havenโ€™t seen thisโ€ฆ you must. :) Want to make a trailer for a blockbuster film? Hereโ€™s the cheat sheet youโ€™ve been waiting for. Both Too Close To The Knuckle and a perfect exemplar.

Itโ€™s been waaaaaaay too long since I reblogged this. :)

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immentallydeficient-deactivated

okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

The faggots dont claim him

The faggots dont claim him

The faggots dont claim him

The council has spoken. Send him to the gayless wastes.

I was hoping for โ€œfiredโ€

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Addams family member concept:

A tree-hugging, nature-loving, hippie aunt. But she loves specifically all of the most disgusting and horrifying things in nature.

She admires the way predators eviscerate their prey. She finds the lethal mating habits of insects romantic. She always offers people fruits and snacks, forgetting that they're poisonous and most people haven't developed immunity.

I can't find my old post about animals that look like muppets, but behold the first new addition that meets my rigorously high standards in several years

i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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korolevx-deactivated20180128

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. thereโ€™s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

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korolevx

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

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mlkjr

what does Quil do

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softbutxh

All the time all the time

"Don't you get it?" Jason spat, teetering on the verge of a howl. "I'm not him! Jason Todd is DEAD. He's gone! I'm just what crawled out of his grave."

He panted into the silence that followed, eyes stinging heat.

Bruce said nothing. Jason worried he might stand there, unspeaking, unmoving, til the end of time. Or just turn and walk away. That was what he wanted, wasn't it? For Bruce to stop chasing the ghost of a dead boy? To accept that he was someone different, someone new?

Instead, when Bruce finally spoke, he was quiet, thoughtful. "Did you know that I loved you the moment I met you?"

He wasn't looking at Jason, but down at his hands, as if his gloves were a scrying pool that he could peer into to see that old Jason, twelve years old and desperate but so full of life. Jason thought he could taste dirt.

Then Bruce chuckled, still to himself, still to his hands. "You were so cocky, so unwilling to give up without a fight, even to me. Some things never change."

His smile fade and he looked up, straight into Jason's face. "You were also scared. Traumatized. You had nightmares for months. You lied constantly. Hoarded food. Stole. I was so worried we'd never be able to make you feel safe, the way you deserved to feel."

"I'm notโ€”" Jason began, voice tight.

"You're not him," Bruce agreed, and hearing it spoken out loud, so easily, cut off Jason's air.

"You haven't been him for years." Bruce stepped forward, pushing into Jason's space. "Part of him is in you, but you're not him. You changed." He shrugged, shoulder somehow expressive even beneath the weight of the armor, the cape, the night. "You weren't the boy I took in off the street even before you died. You grew. That's life, Jay."

Jason was the one unable to speak now, stuck in place like a gods-struck fool.

"You change. You grow. And I'll keep loving whoever you turn out to be next."

Y'all are vibing with this at an alarming rate. Maybe I better queue up some more loving words from a good dad.

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murraysiskind-deactivated202406

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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