Quick Hermann doodle, aka my favorite Uniqlo model

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

Drunk, relaxed Hermann. He is just catching his balance. :')

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Hermann gets no work done but hey who does in this fucking lab

my piece from the newtherm halloween zine! :-) i also did a postcard for the physical copies HEHE 💛

lol here is also the postcard i got to do for the newtherm halloween zine - honestly a dream come true to be able to make this image real LMAO i also posted some wip stuff on blusky if u want a look at my initial sketches etc 😄 and u can see my actual zine piece here!

if mac and dennis move to the suburbs aired today, mac would end up getting really influenced by all the trad wife content. he'd let dennis jr. die bc he was too busy watching how to make oreos from scratch

3" PACRIM KEYCHAINS!!!

at last. here are the final designs for both newt and hermann. these will be made with a holographic finish on both sides for extra awesomeness! i will be selling these at tokyo alley 13 on the 3-4 may. for international folks, i will be setting up an online store hopefully later this year, so do not worry! you won't miss out on anything :P

newt doing hermann's back tattoo (particle collisions) hermann complained a lot lol.

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Weird K-Science!

Heyyyyyyyyyyy Newt/Hermann nation!!!! Very excited to share that the super spooky horror + Halloween-themed Newt/Hermann fanzine Weird K-Science @k-sci-janitor and I organized back in the fall is OFFICIALLY printed and here!!! Here are some little sneak peeks of the book and the spooooky physical merch designed by some of our amazing contributors.....

You can find the zine (both physical and PDF), the physical merch, and some additional digital merch at our shop, linked at the top of this post and also right here. Check it out for over 100 pages of spooky, fun, romantic, and dare I even say weird Newt/Hermann art and fic from our amazingly talented contributors!!!

This also means that regular orders are open now (while stock lasts), and pre-orders will be shipped out over the course of this week. ***If you pre-ordered a while back and need to update your address, feel free to reach out to either me or k-sci-janitor ASAP!

hermann "i am existentially disturbed by the disruptive alien life coming out of the ocean in an act of disrespect to centuries of human rationality and science, so i will fine-tune myself into a perfect killing machine through mathematical abstraction, and dedicate every waking hour to ensure the success of giant interpersonal-love-powered mechs that represent all the best accomplishments of humanity, even if collaborating in a project responsible for so many deaths makes me a monster, even if I will never be allowed to pilot them because my actual organic body is disabled and there's no room for it the paradigm of what humanity has decided makes a person" gottlieb

newton "i empathize with the alien species colonizing our planet through the bottom of our very polluted oceans, even and especially when they hurt or kill the people i love because it's not their fault the reality they were born into was not fit to be a home and it's not like they had role models to socialize them into being polite and likable and safe to be around and maybe if we could talk to them they would understand that we're trying to make a life worth living in this planet too, even as we constantly fuck it up and invade and destroy the homes of other species, we could reach an understanding because humanity and the kaiju are both equally monstruous to the most vulnerable" geiszler

[avril lavigne voice] can i make it any more obvious

Hermann’s cute when he thinks too hard about what he and Newt did…

SOOOOO....Who wants a spooky Newt/Hermann zine just in time for Halloween??? 🎃🎃👨‍🔬🖤👨‍🔬🎃🎃

Co-organized by me and @k-sci-janitor and featuring some absolutely AMAZING fic and art, you can get it in both digital AND PRINT, as well as a bunch of awesome spoooooky merch! (Physical zines and merch are pre-orders now, expected to ship next month!)

Check it all out at our shop right here!

Don't forget, our spooky Newt/Hermann zine is up for sale/pre-order right now!

HEYYYYY EVERYONE guess who just got the printed zines in today at long last!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀

Pre-orders will start going out over the weekend! And we still have plenty for regular sale as well!

pacrim secret santa for @dabney !!! apologies this took so long, i hope you like it!

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