if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
*eeoo
Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s.
Old Macd*nald had a farm.
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i’m going to shatter you like glass
World Heritage Post
It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!
The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever
These are possibly the best tags I've ever seen. Tomato schlorpus indeed
rb every time
I went to ASU, which had a rep as a party school. I was in electrical engineering, so I never got to it, but there was a frat on the same floor as my first apartment and I had to rescue a roommate from their clutches two or three times. Kind of regret it now because that roommate sucked so much ass, but live and learn and all that.
Anyway there was legend of this this thing called “gatoring” which would happen of the whole party got too drunk to stand but still wanted to dance so they’d just lay in the floor and thrash around. Like gators. It always sounded a little exaggerated to me, but at least one person died there every year for my last four years by failing to jump over a bonfire. So perhaps there are just depths of partying I never actually witnessed.
Until now.
Octopi on land move
i’d like to formally apologise to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"
Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post
Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again
Art
How. Interesting
How about now?
Still not as bad as 1910s and 1940s but definitely getting there
all grown up and still only has 25 cents... should've invested
all grown up and still
only has 25 cents…
should’ve invested
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i am inexplicably reminded of this
Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair
i can't be the only one who's just straight-up ... bored with women hating themselves. my mom keeps lamenting to me how upset she is about her gray hair. my friend stares at her laugh lines every day in agony. my sister loses sleep over the horrible unbearable thought of looking fat. and every time these women i love open up to me, i can't help but think ... then stop staring at yourself? stop drowning yourself, narcissus, and just fucking live your life instead of sitting in front of a mirror obeying cosmetic corporations' lies. just stop it. this is getting ridiculous. you're too smart to be falling for this bullshit. "oh no but these men who hate women told me that if i'm ugly i'm worthless!" girl if you actually believe that then good luck. but i am getting worse at being supportive of people whose nonsense worldviews keep them trapped in pain. stop looking at yourself start fucking living i am pleading you deserve to be happy and it is stupid that you disagree
Someone in the comments said "you really said just stop being insecure" and yes :) make an effort to stop spiralling about your looks, challenge insecure thoughts and stop doing things that lead to you feeling insecure.
I always come back to this: Do your insecurities match your morals?
Do you truly believe that having belly fat makes people disgusting? That the media should have final say on how you feel about yourself? If you don't believe it and there is a mismatch between your moral beliefs and your gut reaction to your appearance...
Then yeah. Stop being insecure. It's work but it's worth it.
legit the "your self hatred doesn't match your morals" stuff helped me trick myself out of some of my self-hatred. I can't be uniquely unlovable and hateable if I believe that everyone deserves love.
Everyone includes me, otherwise I'm just a hypocrite.
