imagine if you teleported to a big multiversal hub of every version of you from every parallel universe and like 99.99% were just minor variations of some weird beetle alien and it turned out being a human made you one of the zany gimmick versions

Luckily, some Democrats are starting to understand this. Anyone who believes Democrats should just play dead and wait for the 2026 midterm elections is profoundly wrong.

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

Now THIS is customer service

I don’t think I’ve ever in my life met someone who LOVES customer service so much. Like, her favorite passtime is taking angry phone calls and helping the person calm down and only hanging up when they are satisfied. Her dream job is working as a flight attendant and personally I would love to recieve instructions on how to put on an oxygen mask from her.

Tbh this would make my life better if people were this enthusiastic

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Christians keep stealing shit from other esoteric traditions when St Barbara is right there.

Y'all have a PATRON SAINT OF BOMBS AND EXPLOSIONS AND NONE OF Y'ALL EVER MENTION HER

Her symbology is the Chalice and Cannon. Queen.

her Wikipedia page says she's lesbian

*LEBANESE

patron saint of osha

I like your weird animals @pangur-and-grim

gender presentation is. Frustrating. i know that im generally not seen as a cis woman i know that in the way i am, Phsyically, and the way i generally present i appear androgynous & i HAVE had people genuinely not be able to tell what gender i am & tell me so but regardless no matter what i go outside and get Nothing but shehers. its like. What is your problem at least mix it up a little. come on man

there's been at least one instance of someone using 'she' for me bc they thought i was transfem. But that was like. in very specific circumstances (furry nightclub; hair was a sidecut) and i do not think thats what the average cis person on the street thinks

If it makes you feel better I’ve exclusively referred to you as they and my mother has decided you are a he based on vibes alone

Cringe is dead I’m writing crossover you could never imagine

if you could ping me when you post the bnha x hnk one, I’m very curious where you will take this

I found this picture of Daniel Logan who played young Boba Fett in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and the Clone Wars television show. Daniel is garbed in the full Fett suit and reenacting his final scene from Attack of the Clones 

Can I just - add this picture

Boba Fett? More like Baby Fett

Peacock Knight Crosshair

Little inchworm I found outside. Inspo material 🌿🐛

kdfhjgsirkjhsfjg so small! How did he fit a whole little guy in there?? 🥺🥺

panicked fruit.

Crying rice

Time blindness taco

Distracted pasta

Manic Chocolate Cake

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.