for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

i love sitting in my room…..alone….a girl in her cave….scheming and plotting and drinking tea

i wish equally mentally struggling badass hot couples were real

So I finally watched Wicked last night < 33

2pm arrives. Oh I got plany of time. 6pm arrives. Awhat the fuck.

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

let the record show i am all in favor of "shit" and "damn" and "fuck" but at the same time, "oh brother" is just an extremely funny way to express consternation. i tried to look it the etymology and nobody seems to even know the origin. like, what brother? whose brother? my brother? your brother? all we know is that somewhere out there, A brother is going through it, apparently.

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

spider girl, queen of thieves 🤩

Cookie wishes you a bad day! >:(

April Fools! Cookie wishes you a good day! :)

It’s basically a given, but Jesper is a finger-guns bisexual and Wylan is an awkward-thumbs up gay

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY