happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

I just queued this for a year

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

I just queued this for a year

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

WHAT

I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"

The only form of friendship decay I show is me getting worried the other person does not want to talk to me anymore.

I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"

The only form of friendship decay I show is me getting worried the other person does not want to talk to me anymore.

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

@kykybunny1

Piece of shit cat

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

big fan of whatever's going on here

✰ 04. the ballad of a bygone blight.

✰ ꒰ ⍣'ˎ˗ platonic yandere batfam / spider! reader ꒱

✰ 04. fantastic four.

SYNOPSIS : being spidey isn't easy. being transported into an alternate universe where you're nothing but a shadow in your house, makes sneaking around a little easier... until you find yourself the apple of their eye... kind of.

note: had to wrack my brain to remember what math i was learning in seventh grade LMAO . sometimes i forget damian is just a little guy in like seventh to eighth grade. crazy. and please let me know if there's any mistakes with pronouns/gender!!! i want to keep this open to everybody so im always trying my best ❤️

also ive realised how chopped harry is in the comics after taking my rose coloured lenses off. basically he and mj have their look in the ultimate spiderman TV show (in my eyes anyway, i kind of just described their appearance based off tgat lmaooo)

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mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest

✰ 03. the ballad of a bygone blight.

✰ ꒰ ⍣'ˎ˗ platonic yandere batfam / spider! reader ꒱

✰ 03. each coin can be flipped twice.

SYNOPSIS : being spidey isn't easy. being transported into an alternate universe where you're nothing but a shadow in your house, makes sneaking around a little easier... until you find yourself the apple of their eye... kind of.

note: you guys don't know true pain until you have to copy and paste each individual paragraph into a new draft because you forgot how tumblr drafts work </3

n e ways getting into the batfams characterisation yipiieeeee . i tried to incorporate overthinking into tims part realistically bc that's lowkey how i overthink things but hey. im open to respectful criticism. ive also been consuming a lot of batfam media and i tried to my take on their guilt and how it plays into the crazy thing hagaashhaha im going insane fml

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Reminder that AroAllo is not an "adult" identity.

Aromantic allosexuality is not inherently more sexual than alloromantic allosexuality. It can be, but that is for each individual AroAllo to define for themselves, not for you to assume.

If you agree that minors can know they’re homosexual, bisexual, pansexual and whatever else, and if you agree a minor can know they’re ace* or AroAce*, you should also agree that they can know that they’re aromantic and some form of allosexual. AroAllos don’t just pop into existence fully formed at eighteen, or whatever other imaginary line you want to draw in the sand. AroAllo adults also used to be AroAllo minors, and just like that there are also AroAllo minors around existing right now.

Barring minors from finding community and figuring themselves out is still fucked up even if you’re personally ~uncomfortable~ with the community they identify with (or rather the assumptions you make about that community). Get over yourselves.

[*I’m aware that plenty of people don’t agree with that either, but there are also a lot of people who support minors who are ace/AroAce, but freak out when a minor ids as AroAllo, or they act like they can’t possibly exist, and this is about those people.]

giving Ilithyia that bisexual longing

IS THAT OKARUN AND MOMO IN THE MARVEL COMICS?!?!?

Like clockwork

For reference

Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3.