The Key of MGY

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

here's my humble attempt at a faster-paced, action-filled tribute to everyone's favorite gentleman necromancer from Veilguard and Rook! Hope you enjoy.

(Apologies for my potato graphics, the game got real weird on me if I tried to put my settings above medium even though my rig can handle it.)

Natural Disaster Cost Increasing

by AtlasandEconomy/reddit

Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada.

Generations of damage. For Putin.

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

#no one wants this presidents shoelaces #so yeah we had to update the pass-phrases @ayrki these cannot be left in the tags

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

More arches please

Imagine seeing this and wanting to rip it out and replace it with gray luxury vinyl plank

the one piece is real and it’s in dallas, texas

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

The moral is also that convenience can come at a great cost and cause your curiosity and problem solving/other skills to atrophy.

ok u kind of ate with that

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

"yes but depictions of (morally questionable thing) are only okay if its punished in the story" thats the hays code. you just reinvented the hays code