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良禎

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Local King doesn’t know what she’s doing. She prays every night for guidance. Each day gifts are bestowed upon her though she knows not why. Better not to question it. Whatever she’s doing is working.

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Yo, I'm Sephir. ENTP Taurus-gemini cusp, Year of the Ox, Chaotic Neutral. Maybe you can figure about me from that.

I like some anime mostly just Bleach and JJK. I enjoy horror, reading any genre, learning languages (trying to be trilingual- English, Japanese Turkish), drawing, and writing.

I am quite friendly but sometimes slow to reply. DMs are open if you wanna chat. :) (I'm happily married tho.)

I write and I like to pretend my writing has a real fandom by tagging it as such. (#inter se) The genres i'd say is dark romance (lgbtq+), drama, horror and light action. It is VERY nsfw. There is an overarching story but right now it's mostly about the interpersonal drama of mostly Fenriel Tseng. It is mostly the only thing I think about so if you wanna hear more I can talk your ear off as much as you are willing to listen.

----Some updates (as of April 7th 2025)

-150k+ words in total.

-I am desperate for an editor!!! (For a chapter that is 33k words).

-Once i have someone to edit i'll post maybe here or probably on Wattpad. But I may just self edit depending :))

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

idk sorry

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Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

A pack of bandits descend upon a seemingly undefended town. But the blacksmith's hammer, the farmer's scythe, the woodsman's axe, they have not forgotten what they once were, and they *will* defend the town that they have come to love.

This would be a great short story for someone to write methinks.

Mill Valley was untouched by the sweeping waves of bandit issues that cropped up across the kingdom when the latest cycle passed. It was a town named for its work, out of the way and oft forgotten by all but the quiet clerks and pages who kept track of the kingdoms larger resource movements. Even then, Mill Valley existed as a single line, listed next to some weights and currencies on those scribes' pages. No peace lasts forever, though, and when a roving group of bandits came upon the town, the plan was drawn up for breaking said peace. They would descend an hour after nightfall, light the grain silos on fire, and as the groggy townsfolk gathered to save their harvest the bandits would rob their empty houses blind.

The crew of five thieves split up, eager to effect their scheme. The first, a swiftfooted former courier, reached his silo and eagerly began to light his torch. A rustle distracted him from his arson, but before he could turn he found himself lost in the dark. Had there been any onlookers, they would have seen the farmer's scythe cleave the man in twain, then suck up the two halves into it's blade.

The second brigand had begun to light their silo when a blade, which spent its time over the hearth at the local inn, descended upon them and separated their arm from their arson.

The third brigand at the final silo waited, staring into the night nervously for his fellows to start their fires. The local mason's hammer didnt even leave the woman's grasp, silently urging her body onwards as the third bandit was knocked unconscious by a deft blow, his last thoughts of confusion as he heard snoring.

The fourth and fifth bandits, in position on the roof of the inn, waited in silence. After an hour of quiet, with no fires to be seen, the impatient looters set about a more traditional heist. A heist which lasted all of three minutes, when the chef's knife found the backs of both the would-be thieves.

In the quiet of the night, someone might have seen the movement of blades in the night, yet no bodies to bear them. In the morning, the people of Mill Valley would rise, hone their tools, and get to work.

A worker whose tools are cared for will care for them in turn, after all.

A worker whose tools

are cared for will care for them

in turn, after all.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

it has been years and this still remains the most meaningful advice i have ever read. every time i'm editing my own writing and getting really fed up with it, i stop bashing my face in and just think about this. "You hate the most valuable thing about your art." my writing is supposed to read like i wrote it! because i did! i should be happy to have my own voice and style! ugh thank you forever to this tweet fr

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I am immune to "your mom" jokes. Absolutely nobody has ever wanted to fuck my mom. My father dedicated his whole life into doing things he fucking hates doing, and if they had still been having sex after I was conceived, he would not have let anyone go unaware of how much he resents the obligation.

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finally listened to the white lotus s3 opening and not to be that guy but it just sounds like every other note was skipped from the utopia theme

On one hand, it's great to see people learn how to unfuck their living spaces. On the other hand, that stuff like "frequently used articles should be stored near where they're used" and "trash receptacles should be placed near activities that generate trash" are being received as radical ideas points to a serious knowledge transmission problem.

Some people's parents get Really Weird about trash cans and practical items being where they can be seen, is part of the problem here

Source: currently a janitor at a church and you would not believe how many boomers get upset with me for insisting the trash cans need to be practical and easy to use instead of out of sight and too cute for functionality

including in the actual bathrooms

actually no sorry there's a list here

things people have told me are "tacky" and that I need to get rid of (they have lost many of these arguments because I'm a bitch, others are ongoing)

an umbrella stand by the door with spare umbrellas for parishioners to use

a table by the front door "because people keep putting things on it" (that was. Why that table was there)

the signs that directed people towards the bathrooms

the actual trash can in the bathroom "because surely we don't need one so big" (for the bathroom that services the fellowship hall, which hosts things like the local scout events, so yes we need one that's at least 20 gallon)

apparently it's also tacky if I write down when I changed things like batteries and air fresheners, on a calendar they'll never see unless they go into my office??

another table in another waystation type area because "people keep putting things on it" (even when it's completely clear)

signs we are legally required to post

What the fuck is wrong with people

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Quails are so nice. Growing hyperfocused on quails

couldn't sleep. tuxedo buttonquail with chrysanthemums

One more awkward boy before I sleep

not a quail. a cousin the notoriously kind and calm chukar

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Gremlins.

There are now 20 Limited Edition prints available in my online shop each signed and numbered, while supplies last. ❤️

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